In this weeks episode of The Social Assassins podcast, we discuss the usual burning topics sparking outrage, division and endless ammunition for comedy such as abortion and gun  laws with the disastrous results you expect. We introduce a new topic: Worst Summer Vacations! the least enjoyable getaways from around the world, along with the best and worst theme park roller coasters. Krystian gives his full review of the new Disney Movie: Lightyear. another installment of Hatredy, more of Artty's aggressive stand up material always known to offend and horrify. And we end the show with another installment of our tech consultant Native 4K giving his sage advice on the latest electronics and deals to look for to prevent you from facing a trail of tears that is buyers remorse! All this and more destructive comedic firepower only on The Social Assassins Podcast!

In this weeks episode of The Social Assassin s Podcast, we celebrate our official 1 year anniversary of being on the air! With our first ever guest on the podcast! our childhood friend since day 1, the 3rd assassin AKA The Demolition Man, Louis! we bring in new segments as well as classic ones with our guest such as criticizing the new Resident Evil Show, Another installment of The Assassins Helping Hand with disastrous results and feedback! Craziest court cases from around the world, we catch up Louis to speed with some of our best stories and highlights of the podcast over the first year as well as new exciting changes and enhancements to the show! This episode is the one to watch if you want to see the Assassins at their best and most trigger happy! All this and much more Ballistic Laughs only on The Social Assassins Podcast!

In this episode lost in time and chronology taking place around May of 2022, the assassins take a more laid back approach to our usual aggressive topics and antics, tackling subjects such as Environmental Awareness, Childhood cartoons, we really let the vegans have it in one of our new segments!  bring the heat against former coworkers and in tech news we mourn the death of the Apple iPod. bring up various totally unedited arguments of Joe Rogan versus various guests and end the show with a preview of a new horror movie to bring you in the Halloween spirit! this and much more! only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In Episode 30 of The Social Assassins podcast, the Assassins are locked and loaded as always, starting with our favorite mixed drinks with destructive results. Discuss the issues with The new Resident Evil adaptations, as always Artty cannot let this franchise rest. The issues with the New Buzz Lightyear movie and classic movie tropes that hurt story telling in today's films and video games.  Another new installment on everyone's favorite dating game: Women For Artty, the classiest game show about romance with none of the tension or production values, but plenty of vulgarity and objectification! we mourn a few classic actors that we've lost, even though the assassins didn't know either celebrity died. A bold new spin on a classic sitcom, with a politically incorrect twist! and end the show with the craziest Offer Up and Craigslist ad's from around the world! This and much more aggressive hilarity only on The Social Assassin's podcast! 

In this weeks episode, The Assassins take a birds eye view on the most burning topics such as baby formula shortages and supreme court outrage, invent a food truck idea for inner cities that exclusively sells WIC family food products, we take a look at the new Resident Evil 4 Remake and the newest Resident Evil Movie adaptation, nothing is safe from the Assassins Judgement as we open fire on the franchise a bit for their questionable new design choices. another Beer Snob minute including metal themed beers! We bring up new exciting horror movies to get you into the Halloween spirit early! and end the show with bizarre college majors that are getting today's students to coast through the curriculum from South Park philosophy classes to Zombie Apocalypse training programs! all this and much more unfiltered, ballistic fun only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In this weeks episode, the assassins take on your favorite burning topics like the Johnny Depp/ Amber Heard trial, come up with hilarious scenarios for celebrities like Madonna and Elon Musk and Bill Murray, bring in another installment of Women For Artty, America's favorite toxic dating show, where lovely women from around the world compete for Artty's love when they would be much better off dating a serial killer from the 70's. Artty brings in nostalgic topics such as the glory days of the Social Media giant of days past, MySpace, and all the glory and entertainment the years 2006-2008 had to offer. stories of his youth which include everything from losing his school spirit to starting race wars. The worlds worst mothers day gifts from around the world and much more brutal hilarity! only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In this weeks episode the Assassins are armed and deadly with incendiary, armor piercing and explosive topics that will cause a shock and awe level of laughs and gasps. starting with Krystian's retaliation against a job that rejected him, we fire back with humor and hate that you've come to expect and be entertained by, we take aim at our local coffee shop that ended their open mic nights once Artty performed there,  we introduce a segment that inspires us to fight back against the Mundane life problems that keep us down... with Falling Down! the everyday problems that will awaken the Social Assassin in all of us. And Artty goes on a ballistic rant against The U.S. Education system that employed some of the most unqualified and mediocre people out there, including many people he knows personally,and settles the final argument about incompetent teachers he went to high school with once and for all! we bring up the most hilarious 4/20 stories from around the world that will make you laugh like a stoner, we discuss the problems with rebooting the beloved cartoon Futurama for a 3rd time in the series, we bring up a new segment: Munchies Mayhem talking about our favorite snacks and foods to indulge in our gluttony as well as every other sin under the sun, and close the show with roasting the horrific cover of Aerials by System of a Down performed by Megan Fox's talentless neutered boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly, after about 10 minutes of technical difficulties. all this and much more Ballistic Hilarity only on The Social Assassins podcast!

on this weeks episode, the assassins give the best advice for tax season to beat the system or die trying with the help of histories biggest tax frauds and informing all of what NOT to do to sustain the current economy. we introduce another installment of the Assassins Helping Hand, our advice column helping out people with their personal problems from all over the world with disastrous results! we discuss our best and worst local fast food experiences and end the show with a tribute to the Late Great Comedian Gilbert Godfried with some of his best jokes in the assassins hall of fame! all this and more! only on the Social Assassins!

In episode 25, the assassins come in more armed and dangerous than ever! cracking open cold ones right away into another edition of Beer Snob Minute, getting into Roger Ebert levels of film and music critique the only way we know how, with insults and profanities! Krystian tells about his unfortunate run ins with multiple police officers in one afternoon, we discuss the most important social issue going on with women everywhere: why do they keep so many things in their purse?  The assassins pick apart the stupidest job interview questions with extreme prejudice. another installment of Hatredy: Artty's cruel and brutal stand up jokes that will horrify and scar the local comedy audience of today. Artty brings in his old school art concepts for a new multiplayer video game involving gang turfware with your best friends and favorite hangouts as your battlefield against your old rivals! all this and more only on Social Assassins! 

In this weeks episode, the assassins discuss the burning topics that are obviously on everyone's minds,  such as, what kind of bears do people like more, Polar or Brown bears? the redundancy of the Oscars nomination requirements, we review the trailer for the newest season of The Boys, we discuss the changes and  problems vast fortune can cause in people with hilarious results, Artty begins his long assault on the new generation of school teachers, a new installment of Woke or Broke, the 1v1 game show where cultures and morals clash to see who will win, today's pick: Israel vs. U.S. Trump's supporters. another installment of Beer Snob: the quick 1 minute review of the best craft beers out there! and end the show with a bizarre Reddit post sure to inspire the ambitious sociopath in all of us. this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast!