Tune in and listen to a motivational story about how I started this week off. Keep up or you'll be left behind. Fasting is trendy now, kinda scary. Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn creatively expand their synagogue. Whoopi Goldberg says something ridiculous that makes us chuckle as she typically does. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

First episode of the new year and boy are we excited. I have an idea for a new TV show starring Gordon Ramsay except this one is original. A lady in Florida is seeing Hershey's for false advertising. I try to make fun of a pretty cool place. This and plenty more. Enjoy. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

We're back in Rhode Island one last time this year for one more fun and exciting episode. Talk to you all in 2024! - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

The Epstein flight list is going to coming out early next year and it's time you set your picks! Over 170 names, how many can you guess correctly? Oddly enough, TV shows for babies are getting pretty controversial these days. Fat people getting special treatment on airlines still beats service dogs in my book. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

GTA 6 is coming out in a couple years to remind us how dumb we really are. The more you look at what's going on you realize how accurate that game is at depicting our lives. Our former president sells digital trading cards, an olympic snowboarder crashing a plane for YouTube and laws being written by AI. All that and more is discussed on today's edition of The Smoking Simian. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.com Support the show

Sorry for the tardiness ladies and gents. I was in Providence, RI for a show so we did the podcast there too. Super late. Don't you know that it's late? Enjoy.- Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

Something very dangerous is happening in France and it has to do with their trademark: the cigarette. Here on the show we don't support anti-tobacco rhetoric and we're doing everything we can to fight back. Also a guy at Disneyland gets his moneys worth. I guess it really is a small world after all. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

One week away from Turkey Day and the most American holiday, Black Friday. Get wild, get full, get an assault charge for hitting a person at Target. If you and your partner need to a Valentine's Day vacation head over to the Florida Man Games. You can sweat in a field and drink while teams compete in some wacky events. Will Smith can not catch a break, maybe you've heard. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

This week we start off with the most pressing issue I could think of: what caused my gout? A conversation for the likes of old people in a coffee shop. I also hope you all voted this past Tuesday.  Tommy Lee predicts the future (not really but kinda). Other things happen that are loads of fun as well. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show

Halloween just passed and we get a little nostalgic about our favorite holiday. A high school teacher in Arizona faces some steep consequences for a fun costume gag. Also, we remind the audience of what fun strong, leaders look and sound like. TV shows have gone nude and we'd like to dedicate this episode to the entire cast of Friends. - Buy me a coffee! - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smokingsimian- Follow The Smoking Simian on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thesmokingsimian/- Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheSimian_- Follow me on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/antoniothecomical/- Follow Billy on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/23dollarbill/- Share, like, comment and subscribe on The Smoking Simian YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFn3FPnTegakyd9YpoYfsQg- Audio platforms - https://smokingsimian.buzzsprout.comSupport the show