HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Here at Smartest Guys Available, we spent our Xmas repeatedly calling Santa's publicist to force him to appear on our show AND IT WORKED YOU GUYS! SANTA!  SPECIAL TOPICS- Mogwai, Canadian Christmas Presents, The Truth Behind Santa facebook.com/smartestguysavailable - @smartestavail

It's been awhile, but we're back! To celebrate we're answering a question from Valerie! facebook.com/smartestguysavailable - @smartestavail

Everybody has a little animal in their house that they feed and house in exchange for perceived affection. Wait, you don't? Well...this is awkward. Here, let's alleviate the awkwardness by listening to this episode. It's got Quizmaster Erik in it, and he asks us all kind of questions about pets! You love pets, don't you? Oh right... SPECIAL TOPICS- Slippin' the Nip, The Truth Behind Howling, Monkey boners

This week we bring you another tasty minisode snack to tide you over until the next full episode. Thanks to Doug for today's listener question!

Today we have a short episode in which we answer an  especially timely question from a listener! Thanks to Jessica for today's question. Look for a full episode next week! facebook.com/smartestguysavailable - @smartestavail

Quizmaster Rizwan drops by for an historic episode of Smartest Guys Available. Russell and Nathan finally form a hive mind, a hit sitcom is created, and the podcast is nearly canceled forever due to a terrible industrial accident. Special Topics- Two Johns and a Dic, Cloak Wheels, Ooh-Eee-Ooh-Ah-Ah-Ting-Tang-Walla-Walla-Bing-Bang www.smartestguys.com - facebook.com/smartestguysavailable - @smartestavail

Today we have a short episode in which we answer a special question from a listener! Thanks to Lil' Tommy for today's question. Look for a full episode next week! facebook.com/smartestguysavailable - @smartestavail

Finally, the moment you've been waiting for: A new SGA episode! This week serial quizmistress Laura strikes again, this time loaded down with knowledge about every child's favorite thing: toys! Special Topics- Melissa Joan Hart: Super Soldier, Winning the Lottery, The Greatest Generation www.smartestguys.com - facebook.com/smartestguysavailable - @smartestavail

This week, Quizmaster Sean grills us in a dark Brooklyn basement about America's greatest (only) actor, Keanu Reeves. Special Topics- Were-bear, Peter Travers, The Watcher 2: Still Watchin'

This week Quizmaster Erik appeared out of nowhere to interrogate us on a topic near and dear to our hearts: food. Special Topics- lycopene, killing a local sports legend for business, the greatest salad recipe