Wow, so it's been two years. How about we hit you with the unreleased cuts? Would you rather get cramps once a month or bleed out of the dick? Our good friend Joe Spellman joins for a super-long uncut "Slow Clap."

We ran into some technical difficulties with Episode 6, but we weren't going to leave you hangin'. So here's lucky number seven. We tried to keep this one nice and lean after last week's beefy helping. Let us know which you prefer! We love the way you taste. Would You Rather: - Be in a human centipede behind Paul Bearer, or in front of Andy Dick? - Have T-rex arms, or nostrils right above your anus? - Dress like A. C. Slater for a goth for a full year? F / M / K: - Stripper, Actress, Porn Star - Hershey, Nestle or Cadbury milk chocolate - Rosa Parks, Anne Frank, Harriett Tubman Please listen and tell your friends on the off chance that they exist.

We've been bombarded with questions about the next episode of our little podcast. Just kidding. No one asked for it. But it's here anyway, mongoloids! It's bigger, badder and uncut. So enjoy another mondo helping of desperate guys talking about how bad we are at sex! And occasionally chatting about movies, candy and other mature subjects. In this episode: Would you rather: - Be able to rewind life for 60 seconds once a day, or earn a dime for every step you take? - Be the people who cleans the cum up at porn theaters, or be an emperor's official food-tester to check for poison? - Have your mother watch you masturbate, or have your father narrate it? F / M / K: - Seth Green, Ron Howard, Carrot Top - Snickers, Twix, 100 Grand - The three of us Throw this on and be amused!

We have a long 'un for ya! But it's also our best yet. Plus, this isn't "LOST." You can stop whenever you feel like it, d-bags! We're guessing you're not going to want to do that though. Here's what we have on tap this time around: WYR: Have a vagina in addition to a dick or have an extra set of balls on your lower back? Dissolve a urinal cake to half its size in your mouth or fall from the top deck of Dodger Stadium? Drink until you die or overdose on painkillers? F/M/K Blimp/hot air balloon/hang glider Sinbad/Cedric the Entertainer/Steve Harvey Owl/antelope/walrus Plus a BUNCH more that we don't want to spoil. (Including a hefty helping of fan submissions!) Enjoy, losers.

We ranted for well over an hour during this recording session, so we hope you enjoy the pieces we picked for the cast. Here's a preview: Would you rather: Be a Looney Tune or a Muppet Live next to Steve Urkel or Kimmy Gibbler Have Gilbert Gottfried or John Leguizamo be the voice of your genitals Win a gold medal but shit your pants during the race, or fail before a world audience F/M/K: Superman, Batman, Spider-Man Stantz, Spengler, Venkman Movie, TV, The Internet And a lot more! Plus, listen in as we discuss which women we would have sex with purely because they're famous!

We get an all-female F/M/K in this one! Help us through out sophomore slump and hit us up with your feedback!

It's our virgin effort! Be kind.