after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that i cannot believe i have finished. i mean, goddam. i feel like i've been making this show for like thirty years. i am excited to make something new. i hope you like it.  if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the witches, you should listen to episode #11 and episode #12 of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. you don't have to, though. i'm not your mum.  have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com

after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that has been in the works since the last series of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. it was supposed to be the final episode but it turned out to be too long, oops. Usually, the things I make turn out to be too long but THIS was somethin' else! anyway, it's done now, and this is the second episode. if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the witches, you should listen to episode #11 and episode #12 of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. you don't have to, though. i'm not your mum.  have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com

after two-hundred and forty-seven years of imprisonment on a desolate island, the saint-borne vampires have enacted a scheme of dastardly revenge. it is up to aoife sheridan, surreal detective supreme, and the intrinsic council of witches to decide their punishment. SHOULD WE JUST KILL ALL THE VAMPIRES is a three-part audiozine that i have been working on for a little while now. in the time it has taken, i have been unemployed and reemployed. i aim to finish the next two episodes as soon as i can but my rent has to come first, unfortunately. if you like this, or want a little more context to the world of STRANGELOVE and the witches, you should listen to episode #11 and episode #12 of PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL. you don't have to, though. i'm not your mum.  have a good night x www.carefultheresbones.com

ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER BONE ZONE HALLOWEEN HALF HOUR UPLOADED SEVERAL HOURS AFTER THE HOLIDAY HAS ENDED. THERE'S A LINE IN THERE THAT SAYS ITS ON TIME BECAUSE I WAS VERY CONFIDENT AT THE TIME, AND THEN I DIDN'T FINISH IT. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, SOZ. please enjoy the following half-hour (actual length about an hour and a bit) of stories including; "WHY, WHY MS. MUMMIFIED ALIVE?", "FEAST YOUR BLOODY EYES ON THIS!", "STAIRWELL THAT ENDS WELL", and "MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF ANTHILLS".  stay safe x www.bonlyfans.co.uk/

Irene Fitzgerald works at The Hotel Allais, the world's first 'silent' hotel where, one night, she sees the visage of a glowing man in the basement. Is the quiet playing tricks on her, or did that really just happen? 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horrors, detectives and witches, monsters and all-sorts. thank you for listening x www.sleepybones.agency www.patreon.com/sbda

WE AT THE VERY-HALLOWEEN-NAMED PRODUCTION COMPANY CONTINUE OUR ANNUAL TRADITION OF RELEASING OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW A WHOLE DAY LATE AS IF WE FORGOT LMAO!! please enjoy this collection of three short stories: "A BETTER MAN THAN I", "FIRST DAY JITTERS", and "THE HOUSE THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE THIS". [listener beware you're in for a scare: c/w death, gore, screaming, crushing, gunshots, etc] stay safe x www.sleepybones.agency www.patreon.com/sbda

The Ghostking of Speed is puttin' on a race, and the winner will have any one wish granted of their choice! Pizza delivery chump Burt Rubber is talked into entering by his dead grandfather, but it's not as simple as A-to-B! 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horrors, detectives and witches, monsters and all-sorts. thank you for listening x www.sleepybones.agency www.patreon.com/sbda

High school lad Tommy Atkins has gone missing, and nobody but his brother seems to care at all. It's up to him to do the hunting, and to unravel the mystery of the so-called 'Hat Gang'. 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horrors, detectives and witches, monsters and all-sorts. thank you for listening x www.sleepybones.agency www.patreon.com/sbda

There's a werewolf racking up bodies in Termite, Missouri and Daisy Nielson is certain she knows who it is but she cannot investigate alone! 'PULP' is a series of short stories set in the same universe; telling tall tales of gods and horrors, detectives and witches, monsters and all-sorts. This is (probably) the last season of 'PULP: SURREAL STORIES FROM A NEARBY SKULL', hope you enjoy! thank you for listening x www.sleepybones.agency www.patreon.com/sbda

hello and welcome to ALL MY EYES (WITH BETTY MARTIN)! a one-shot sketch show that i made as like a relaxing fun thing to do on the side that turned into a whole thing. i hope you like it, or i hope you don't. either or, whatever. peace out jimbo x 00:00 - AD SPOT 00:17 - INTRO 00:40 - A GAME YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME 02:01 - BUCKET MCGEE "NOT HAVIN' KIDS" 04:03 - DISNEYLAND PASS 05:13 - ANTI-AD SPOT 05:38 - ADOLESCENCE 06:41 - BUCKET MCGEE "JOEY BOBO THE CLOWN" 08:08 - "THE ANCHOVY: GOD'S ONE TRUE SON" 10:19 - A PLACE IN THE SUN 10:38 - BUCKET MCGEE "BRITISH TV" 13:26 - A ROMANTIC DINNER ASMR 14:57 - GUY SPORTS 16:38 - GABBIE GOLIATH 17:32 - AD SPOT 17:58 - OUTRO stay FRESH x www.sleepybones.agency www.patreon.com/sbda