We blow a segment talking about food in different countries. Coaches breaking records. Carson Wentz lives in Washington DC now.

Luke tries to convince Will he would be a good caddy. Will is convinced he would be fired in 10 minutes. Trail Blazers suck. We’re confused and bewildered by the Seahawks trading Russell Wilson. A man has pooped on a glass table.

We try and decide how to make a championship contender in the NBA. WILL ANGRY. WILL MAD. GRAHHH!!! Also – Oregon is doing something cool.

We debate if the world would be better without the taboo of farts, or it their taboo is what makes them great. Will is pissed about the Trail Blazers and everyone else is pissed at him.

It’s a Rust and Will edition of the show and we’re talking teeth, Titos and donuts. Trail Blazers lost their first game out of the All-Star break, but THERE IS HOPE! What is our collective taste for trading Damian Lillard? Two sisters get naked and fight at Disney World. We breakdown the game footage.

Troy Aikman is getting more money to go talk about football on Amazon. Let’s say you’re struck with a bizarre condition and the side effect is your voice changes to one of these broadcasters… Who would you prefer? Tom Izzo goes full bore into an old man rant about handshakes. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

The negative connotation connected with being a Discover card holder (THEY’RE PRETTY GOOD CREDIT CARDS!). How the dunk contest became irrelevant. Worst Trail Blazer contracts of all time. What to Watch!!!

Trying to figure out what would get you kicked out of an NBA game fastest. Trail Blazers are actually good! Luke tries to name All-Star celebrity game rosters. A story about Luke’s brother using a fake credit card in Vegas to get a 5 minute lap dance.

SUPER BOWL!

Trey Carskadon hops on the line to tell us about the Pacific Northwest Sportsmen's show, the largest show of it's kind west of the Mississippi and second-largest in the country, February 16-20