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Today: --Paris for President --Dark Knight a Dark Omen? --Mary Kate, drug kingpin --google prase of the day: "Jump on the Money Train" Brought to you by http://lovingcaregifts.com

today: --Bratton speaks openly --a Brit in Paris? --Verne sues for big bucks --Taylor is 76, OK --google phrase of day: "elderly advice" Brought to you by http://lovingcaregifts.com

Today: --Plinko pandamonium --Hannah Montana to end? Millions of cash-strapped parents cheer. --Miley says 'no'? No? --Shia LaDrunk --Google Phrase of the Day: "drunk history" Brought to you by http://lovingcaregifts.com

today: --Exclusive Christian Bale Audio --Google Phrase of the day: "Christian Bale Audio tap" --Bueller --Pamela Anderson with Tommy...and a new show! Brought to you by http://lovingcaregifts.com

today: --Bale in Jail (but makes bail) --Divorce video = no good --Omarosa still alive --Whoopi makin'girls cry --Google Phrase: "Britney ab workout" Brought to you by http://lovingcaregifts.com

today: --American Idol Auditions coming to a painfully annoying place near you --google phrase of the day: "american idol auditions" --Andy Dick screwed --Dark Knight a Bright Spot in a bleak summer of crap movies Brought to you by http://lovingcaregifts.com

And available at http://showbizscene.net today: --Hulk Hogan gets a message from god --Grandma Hogan, comedienne --Arod misses wife on important list --Google Phrase of the Day: "Hacked Myley Pictures" BROUGHT TO YOU by http://lovingcaregifts.com (they're testing it out for a week...click on link several times per day.)

today: --Don't pick up chicks at toy stores (adult toys, maybe) --Journey is fast, flimsy --Meet Dave, dorky, likable --MJ is flaking away --Google Phrase of the day: "relationships and marriages of christie Brinkley"

today: --Madge and Arod, Arodonna? MadonnArod? --Mrs. A-Rod's revenge --Brinkley gets awful truth, hubby gets cyberporn --at least Vick can afford to eat in prison Brought to you by http://itsasnapclothing.com