It's a dark and stormy night. You awake in a sweat. Something's inside the house. The door busts off its hinges to reveal a snarling new podcast. It's a real beast this week, folks. Mizha devises a musical theatre quiz that'll knock your socks off and then the sibs improv some murder mysteries after they've exhausted every last brain cell in the room. What does Monica Lewinsky have in common with the Ninja Turtles? You'll have to listen to find out! This week's segments: Um, You's a Musical Amuse-Bouche; Who Done Did It?

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, listen to this podcast or you a ho. Ian devises the game show equivalent of an anxiety attack. The sibs expose a beloved film director as a no-good stealer. And they listen to a bunch of never-before-heard songs from around the world. We rocked so hard we cried. This week's segments: Double Jeopardy; Steven STEALberg; Lostify in the Saucify

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud, idiot. Stop looking at the sky and listen to this podcast. In this episode, Ian and Mizha discuss the dark truth behind the Sprouse Brothers, offend Catholics en masse, and watch TV. What more could you ask for? This week's segments: Signs from the Stars; Mascot Massacre; Couch Time

Step right up! Introducing a new array of auditory delights the likes of which the world has never seen! Gaze in amazement as The Sharks discuss Mizha's crippling fear of babies, debate whether or not "penis" is a swear, and listen to advertisements on vinyl. Also, a mysterious man emerges from a ninety-year cryosleep to discuss a job opportunity! This episode will cure what ails you! This week's segments: Rain Forest Reviews; Radio Resumé with Y. P. Prescott

This is the episode of the Shark Pact that the GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to listen to. Or should I say the LIZARD-MENT? Put our FREEDOM AUDIO in your EAR HOLES and STOP DRINKING THE WATER. That's where the reptilians put their eggs. Ian and Mizha risk life and limb to discuss the dark truth behind High School Musical, jam out to a song written by Elon Musk, and try to justify Mizha's disturbing willingness to murder clones of herself. Birds aren't real. This week's segments: ManipulaTED; Elon, Dream On!; Would You Rather Tennis or Walk a Dog

This is an organic homegrown episode straight from farm to table. By listening, you show support to local podcast farmers. It's a hearty meal packed with nutrients like Mizha being high on wisdom teeth anesthesia and Ian interviewing a transient child with a dark mysterious past. Free of artificial growth hormones. Well, almost free. This week's segments: Buzzed-feed; Farm Life with Jesse

Things get heated fast on this episode of the Shark Pact. Is this the day the family gets torn apart? I've got a funny feeling that just maybe everything's going to turn out alright. In this one, Ian and Mizha resolve their differences by citing the scientific research of Phineas and Ferb, making Robert Frost roll in his frosty grave, and disparaging Satan's managerial style. Fun on a bun! This week's segments: Forte Flexo Kanye Westo Panic Disco; Actor's Nightmare; Howie to Hell

The Shark Pact is back, baby, and it's back with a vengeance. All y'all thought it was dead but it's just been born. And it's a cute baby, not one of those ugly babies. You know the one. Join Ian and Mizha as they discuss the ending of Charlotte's Web, improv an origin story for Eminem, and welcome yet another charismatic guest into the studio. Featured Segments:  Is it Weird if They're People; It Was All a Dream; Weebates with Wee Jenk

These gosh dang Millenials, am I right? With their cushy lifestyles and accentuating clothing, livestreaming all their waggly bits on the Internet for  the world to see. How many children are going to be exposed to Millenial butts before someone does something about it? In this episode, Ian and Mizha solve the problem with Millenials by bringing back some fads from eras past, get informed about current events, and outline the plot of next summer's big blockbuster. Plus, a good chunk of the 2010s boy band One Direction somehow end up as our unplanned in-studio guests, so stick around! This week's segments: Bloomin' Funion; Scrunchie, Milady?; Log It and Jog It

It's the grande opening, the pilot episode of the two-sibling power pod everybody's been frothing at the mouth for. (And yes, that's grande with an 'e.' Not in a Starbucks way, in a fancy way.) I broke my external hard drive right before exporting this baby and we lost it for like two weeks, but after Orpheusing down into the Underworld of my laptop's hard drive, I have brought this beauty back to life. We hope you enjoy this episode even 20% as much as we do. This week's segments: Beastie Battle; Ono! Smith?; Generate Obliterate; Lame Name, James!