The Holidays are over, its a new year and you've already given up on your resolutions. Cool, us too. What we haven't given up on is bringing you another great episode of the Second Mouse. We drop right into 2023 with a review of The Recruit and why we can only assume the writer's room launched a psyop campaign against itself. We get into all the great sports games we watched during the holidays before landing on our beloved Giants doing what nobody expected them to and how the Commanders Wentz'd themselves out of the wildcard, something they weren't apparently aware of. We talk Michigan Jim, NFL's COY and reflect on who surprised us the most this year players and coaches alike. At some point, We slip briefly into the fabricated reality of George Santos, who's story gets more bizarre by the moment.  Dont forget our fan favorite segments, where we keep to tradition calling out societies weekly assholes and what caught our eyes in Entertainment.

It's the Friday before Christmas and you're trying to wrap up that last minute work thing and get a jump on the weekend. Speaking of wrapping, theres still a dozen gifts hiding in the back of your closet that have yet to be wrapped (who are we kidding, you plan to throw that ugly Christmas sweater in a gift bag). Speaking of ugly Christmas sweater, your buddy invited you to a pub crawl tonight. You dont have high expectations but do hope that cute girl from the last one will be there again and towards the end of the night, that god forsaken Christmas song with Mariah Carey comes on and you both scream it into eachother's faces under some Holly and take it back to your place for a little unwrapping as a yule log burns in the fire place (wtf is a yule anyhow?!). So you take care of the work shit, the presents and head out to the bar with your most hideous sweater on and sure enough hot girl is there, one problem though. She wont stop talking about this week's Second Mouse Podcast and because you didnt take the short time time to listen she ends up going home and getting naughty on someone else's list. Moral of the Story: Listen to this episode. Happy Holidays!

Imagine coming into being as sliced bologna. You live layered between wax papers, sheltered from the world by your plastic packaging, well within your shelf life. The only expectation for you is to be a delicatessen's delight but one day a darked haired girl decides you're the package that will nourish her, however things tend not to work out the way you expect and before long some slack jawed weirdo (probably named Pete or Tom) slaps you on a piece of wonder bread and begins to mound hellman's and frenches on your bare exposed meaty flesh. At first this probably feels terrible, awkward and unusual but as your oily skin mixes with the emulsified eggwhites and pungent seed sauce, the smothering only makes you feel more alive. It is at this point that one intrusive thought has taken the last of your sensibility, you desire nothing but to be consumed and will stop at nothing to achieve a level of nothingness. All of which culminates into being chewed up, rather loudly and then bird beaked into Elon Musk's mouth where it mingles with the plaque on his molars. What a crazy metaphor for the direction Kanye's life has taken, but not inaccurate.  Anyhow, we think you gotta listen to this episode, its ridiculous and much better for your health that an open face bologna sandwich.

"We're gonna be completely honest... We done messed up. We're late to the party and brought a Costco sized container of warm potato salad. We didn't even ladle that sh*t into a serving bowl. And hate to break it to you, we're going to ask you to cover the cost plus the gas to go get it. Just Venmo us, we'll wait. Fully aware we are the worst. I guess better late than never.  We just couldn't divert our attention long enough from the big hats. The absolute pinnacle of where society is headed, moving towards a convergence of humanity and Minecraft. We cant wait, in an instant it completely replaced the cowboy hat and its entire cultural and majestically paradoxical history of buffoonery.  We are enamored by the thought that there is potentially an infinite nesting set of hats sitting beneath that apex lid. We are not worthy. You are not worthy. You should still listen to this episode. It will make you more worthy. Do this now... Just do it... do it.... DO IT! " -Shia LeBeouf

Happy Thanksgiving you filthy Animals! We made this particular episode with you, our cherished listener, in mind. It's more juicy than that bird on your dinner table will ever be! This episode will arm you with everything you need to run out the clock on your argumentative drunk uncle before he baby barfs bourbon on himself and goes to lay down.  Economy, Politics, Sports, The meaning of life, its all here, just hit play. On a serious note, We are thankful for our growing listener base, if it wasn't for the the great reception and feedback we've received, we would of stopped doing this a long time ago and we'd be remiss if we didn't acknowledge you before we start shoveling pumpkin pie down our throats. Thanks listeners, ENJOY!

This week we are filled with wonder and awe as the most loyal MAGA's ditch their favorite flag-waving, lib-owning brand, showing their fair weathered approach to politics. Much of the time is spent recapping what happened in the midterms and what it may mean for the future. We talk about Florida's favorite son Ronny D, and whether he has what it takes to face off with Trump in the primaries. We also talk about how the Blue wall held its own because the foundation of Bernie blue candidates fortified it.  As the mid-term dust settles we also spend time kicking up dirt in the NFL rumor mill and as always finish up with our biggest assholes and favorite picks of the week. This episode surely won't disappoint...

Oh yes, it is once again that glorious time of the year, when all the ugliest household names call you constantly, shamelessly asking you to contribute just a few dollars to helping them defeat their equally ludicrous opponent that may or may not believe that elections are rigged. We, at the Second Mouse, nailed the predictions as we take joy in telling the pollster where they can stick their shitty polling samples.  We lay down all the reasons we were skeptical of the red wave as the only shake up on American shores comes from another hurricane in the Atlantic. We also talk commanders, colts and which coaches are getting the boot by the season's end. All in all, more of the best from the best podcast that puts in the least effort. Seriously give it a listen and laugh along with us at the Second Mouse.

This episode, Q laments about his beloved Yankees as October's playoff body count rises. The second mouse predicts how the off season will shake down and why it may mean more pinstripe pains next season.  We talk about everyone's least favorite college dropout and his despicable rants, as his empire 'all falls down' around him. We savor another week of miracles as the Giants rise in the rankings among the NFL and wonder where the trade deadline pieces will fall. Tom reacts to the Commanders, controlling the means of production to suck. Riverboat Ron secures extended tenure by pure luck. Before wrapping up with the normal picks and assholes of the week, we talk horror movies and which movies keep us up [watching] at night. Happy Halloween you filthy animals!

You really think you're something special don't ya? Scrolling by knowing god damn well that you can't resist the opportunity to recap all the latest sports news. We can tell by the stupid expression on your ugly mug that you are more curious than my Karen of a neighbor, about what the hell went so so so very right for the Giants this week. We're also well aware of your affinity to rub salt in the wound of the Mets early playoff exit and how things have already played out thus far in October.  But you know what, it's fine, I bet that "other" podcast is gonna tell you all about Kanye's x-rated powerpoint. Probably not though and least of all will they try to bring a little accountability to this world with their weekly Assholes Of The Week.  Last but not least, some sweet relief in things you can watch, listen or tailgate for to get you through another week, does your "other" podcast do that for you? Nope just us at the Second Mouse.  Credits: COAST CONTRA - THE ENEMY FREESTYLE- https://youtu.be/uQbPO2Xc5e0 COAST CONTRA - SPEECHLESS FREESTYLE- https://youtu.be/AWzy7-Z8FE8  Message us on Instagram, tweet us at Twitter or plain old Email us, tell us what you think, give us your picks or your assholes of the week: [email protected].  Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMzSsl6ha8gPkESxVgfS9YQ Like and Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondmousepodcast/ Our Twitter is now live and you can find us at: https://twitter.com/2ndmousepodcast

It's October, the bloodiest month of the year, between all the horror shows to stream and the NFL this month, it is already full of carnage. By far, the scariest thing we saw last week was when Tua literally left his body on Thursday Night Football, it was so intense it caused J.J. Watt's heart to skip beats. We reflect on the drama in Boston that pre-occupied all the bro-hive minds last week. After the dust settled, we wonder if the Celtics didn't go far enough, sorry visor bros, we have a very unconventional take here. Jeffrey Dahmer is back in the pop culture lexicon, we wonder if the reaction was too much or too little and why its probably not the case either way. We also save you about 5 hours by providing all the reasons to avoid Netflix's 'Devil in Ohio' as we round out our beer infused rants with another rousing bunch of assholes of the week. Don't forget to stick around for the picks, they're some of the best we've had all year! Now that you read this long winded, poorly grammatical synopsis, you might as well listen in... or F**k off! Message us on Instagram, tweet us at Twitter or plan old Email us and tell us what you think, give us your picks or your assholes of the week: [email protected].  Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMzSsl6ha8gPkESxVgfS9YQ Like and Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secondmousepodcast/ Our Twitter is now live and you can find us at: https://twitter.com/2ndmousepodcast