What comes to mind when you read the following statement?: TJ’s father tickled him on his deck. While this statement may technically be true I can almost guarantee what you’re picturing is incorrect. In this episode we jump right in to nut talk. This transition seamlessly takes us to an update on Corey’s latest physical. Though he passed the physical he was left with a haunting question. We then take our normal jaunt to discussing what entertainment we’ve been consuming recently. TJ has finally witnessed an American classic. And TJ let’s us all know that he prefers to be approached with fingers over thumbs. All this and more on our latest Seasoned Gents outing- Sideways Sub Sandwich. May the moisture of our voices hit your ears just right.

Due to the overwhelming lack of demand- The Seasoned Gents are back! Much like the first day back in elementary school after a long summer break the Gents find themselves giddy with excitement to get back into the lab and talk about what’s been going on in life over the past few months. While Corey has been enjoying the fruits of his wife’s labor, T.J. Has been treasuring his own little bundle of joy. In this episode all of your questions get answered... as long as your questions are any of the following: Is TJ’s wife named after a delicious coffee creamer? How rare is too rare for steak? Doesn’t TJ have a birthday coming up? Does Corey have an obsession with peppercorns? Do the guys still chew gum recreationally?.... Are you titillated yet? Good. Now sit back and get carried away by the smooth and sultry voices of Timmy D and the C-Monster. #scandanavia

Is TJ the type of person that could enjoy a roller coaster or not? That’s the debate that kicks off this ep. Tempers flair. Names are called. Lives are destroyed.... Well not really. But it’d be an awesome episode if that happened, wouldn’t it? Oh well.. On this episode we talk about roller coasters, senior skip day, reindeer cams, accidental proclamations of love, soap opera names, and our uncomfortable celebrity encounters. Hold on to your bonnets! It’s gonna be a wild one!

We’re back in the saddle again! After a long hiatus (TJ’s absence is explain and excused) we’re finally back in the lab. In this episode we catch up on what we’ve been up to, not just in the past few months, but our entire lives. There’s many topics touched quickly and discarded in this ADD riddled, rapid fire episode. Get excited!

After a trip to Olive Garden we find ourselves back in the lab still riding the high of great company and, of course, salad and breadsticks. I’m this episode we cover topics ranging from mustaches and men named Bjorn to our summer jams and mannequins. Buckle up because it’s about to get wild.

We’re back in the lab and we have much to discuss- vacations, art, listener complaints, television, and most importantly video games. Brace yourself for random hilarity.

We’ve left the lab and now find ourselves knee deep in beautiful Mackinac Island. This episode will take you on a journey from the shrieking induced cannon fire to Will Smith’s musical genius to some awkward word pronunciations. You may laugh. You may cry. And if all goes well, maybe you’ll add us to your road trip playlist.

In episode four we tackle all the hard topics- What celebrities would you like to meet? How many times have you said “banana”? Is TJ still allowed inside an Olive Garden? And what are you wearing?.. In what will be shocking to no one we find ourselves dabbling in many topics. We hope your ear holes enjoy!

This may not surprise you, but when it came to getting physicals for sports or work things did not always go according to plan for us. We also take tangents into high school nicknames and some other hilarity may ensue. Join us!

In this episode we bid a fond farewell and usher in our new moniker. We also catch up on what we’ve been up to since we’ve all become shut-ins. And a bulk of the time is spent discussing what is right and wrong with men’s restroom etiquette. Enjoy.