CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Ross Fisher-Davis, REWRITTEN BY DrClef AND Cerastes: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Chaplain Davis was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-166 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of [REDACTED] was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Sophia Light was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Backgrounds-RoomTone-Int-La.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "CMPTKey_Keyboard Rapid Typing_PSE_OE_jf21v.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-CementSton_6.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "OBJFurn_Office Chair Sit Rolling Casters Movement_PSE_GEN_057A47A1.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "Wooden chair sitting.wav" by MaslovyTygr of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-166 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Maple123. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kate McTiriss: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2556 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Elaine Corden was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of 2nd Lieutenant James Ilowski was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "BOATWash_Ship Bow Wash_PSE_OE_beU2X.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "BOATShip_Ship Interior_PSE_OE_aVWpf.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "RadioStatic ZA02.428.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2556 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-165 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-165 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Sophia Light: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-164 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-164 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Flah: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-163 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-163 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-162 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-162 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrMorris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3671 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3671 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

1. Through the Bright Works Project, SCP wiki staff are removing the vast majority of works created by AdminBright (aka Dr. Bright, aka TheDuckman). SCP-029, -050, -161, -528, -573, -693, -721, -834, -894, -1337, -1590, -1777, -2976, -100-J, and -5555-J have already been deleted from the wiki. Those numbers will eventually be made available to be recycled by other authors writing replacement works. Since the next Main Series episode on the docket, SCP-161, was among those removed, we will skip it for now. To learn more about the full plan with Bright's work on the wiki and the reasoning behind it: https://05command.wikidot.com/semi-public:bright-works-remove-and-counter To learn more about why this is happening in the first place, I'd recommend this video by SCP author and former wiki staff member Dr. Cimmerian (CW: Discussion about irl sexual harassment involving minors): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4m5fL1k73E 2. We're also available on YouTube Music! Have been for awhile now. Like and subscribe and all that guff: https://www.youtube.com/@scpdatapodcast/podcasts 3. I'm planning on permanently leaving Facebook soon. Since our Facebook page gets the least amount of interaction of any of our socials (like, basically none), I'll likely just delete it as well. You can still find us on Twitter, Tumblr, Patreon, and our website (links below). We may add other socials in the future. 4. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aduches1, Albin Johansson, Amanda Payton, Amber Garbinsky, Anouk, ArchangelSoftworks, Arina Daaé, Ashley Galvan, Birdie, Blade, Blocks Madden, Caleb Sharpless, Cetanu_86, Charles Pratta, Christopher Davis, Clint Peacock, Cliopanda, Cmdr. Rogue, ColorSpirit, crunchykirby, CursedShifter, Cynistr, Danielle Winter, Darin Elquist, dark mason, Dorian, Dory, Dr. Stroke'N'Toke, Dragon 5257, Dylan Thibodeau, Elle Holyszko, ent, Erik, Essayjinx, Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon, GormanDC, Heleophrynes, Higureryu, Jadie Anderson, James Good, Jeffrey Bell, Johnny Joestar, Joseph Worth, Juan Diego Alarcon Forero, Kaleb Boone, Kali, Kat the Artist, KILLERpink111, KittyKatGamer, Krzyiuu, Ksk_Saito, Kyle Salmons, LadyMacGyveress, Marie King, Matthew0275, Michael Cooler, Mike White, Montana Lisette, Peka, Quits, Researcher Teague, Round Shades, Shane Alder, Snipercat, The Napalm Man, The Plagued leviathan, Vincent Janelle, Wolf Patterson, and YoinksAndAway. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-09 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Follow us on Tumblr: https://phinnsyreads.tumblr.com/ Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

An SCP Tale by Veiedhimaedhr: www.scp-wiki.net/surgical-identity-perpetuation License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Capt. Ardal Rogers was provided by Bruce Rasnick. The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Darryl Lloyd was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "AMBRoom_Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone_PSE_GEN5_j8ArX.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "Doors-WoodDoctorsOfficeBath.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Gear - movement_walking_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Modern Office Telephone Plastic Lift KCV1.wav" by Richard King / PSE "NEC Plastic Office Telephone Button Pushes Dial KCV1.wav" by Richard King / PSE "TelephoneSpeaker S08OF.491.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE ---- Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/surgical-identity-perpetuation Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-160 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-160 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]