🎧 “If Peter Pan Golf Disappeared… Would Austin Ever Be the Same?” What happens when an Austin icon is almost taken away… again? 🤯 On this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the conversation swings from heartfelt nostalgia to absolute hilarity as JB, Sandy, and Tricia react to the big news Austinites have been holding their breath for — the Peter Pan Miniature Golf lease has been extended! 🎉⛳ The crew dives deep into what that quirky, duct-tape-and-paint landmark really means to the city. From childhood birthday parties to first dates and family traditions, Sandy puts it perfectly in his unforgettable, on-the-spot “Ode to Peter Pan Miniature Golf”, complete with lines that had everyone cracking up. 🗣️ “The whole joint held together by duct tape and one wobbly brick!” The laughs keep coming with a wildly relatable bit about dogs being way too needy (including a classic stand-up moment imagining a dog with a cell phone), followed by a surprisingly intense debate: Should you be nice to AI… or put it in its place?Sandy’s honesty about talking to AI like it’s screwing up had the room divided — and listeners will definitely have opinions. 🎶 The episode also recaps the electric energy of the iHeart Country Festival, with shoutouts to standout performances and a reminder to “remember the name” of rising artist Chase Matthew. Plus, Sandy revels in being spot-on with his Kentucky Derby prediction 🐎 and the crew wraps with rapid-fire reflections on what they learned — including the eerie fact that lottery luck is getting very close to home. 💰 

“Is it ever worth making that last-second decision to jump into the toll lane?” 🤔 That split-second choice kicks off an unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show—and that’s just the beginning. Buckle up as Sandy relives a heart‑stopping driving moment that ends with a busted headlight, bruised pride, and Tricia declaring, “You are never driving my car again.” 🚗💥 From there, the laughs keep coming as the show gallops straight into Kentucky Derby season 🐎🎩—with one of the most hilarious and impressive moments yet. ✨ Episode Highlights You Don’t Want to Miss: Sandy reveals his poetic alter ego with a rapid‑fire Ode to the Kentucky Derby, written during a single song and performed live 🎤📝 Laugh‑out‑loud lines like “One hat looked like a salad that fell from a blimp” have JB and Tricia in stitches 😂 A fascinating (and wildly different) breakdown of how Sandy studies horses versus how Tricia picks her Derby winner—hint: it involves names, vibes, and walk‑up music 🦈🎶 Quick‑fire confessions uncover the surprising number of things Sandy manages to lose in just one week 😬 The crew gets fired up for a huge country music weekend, artist sightings, and fan‑favorite performances 🎶🔥 

“Are You Smarter Than a Toaster Oven? Dump Drama, Waymo Woes & Rapid‑Fire Revelations” JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive into the oddly relatable struggles of everyday life — from being totally defeated by a toaster oven 😅 to the emotional impact of watching a childhood landmark like the Travis County dump transform into something new. Yes, the sentence “The dump is a huge part of my childhood” is said out loud… and it only gets better from there. This episode is packed with unforgettable moments: 🔥 A Waymo frozen in fear over a giant puddle — “like a kid at the end of a high dive” 😂 Tricia’s iconic opener about cooking Hot Pockets in the oven 🤠 A Dwight Yoakam fun fact you’ll never unhear 🎬 A pop‑culture deep dive with Stephen Presley covering major movie buzz and Texas stars 🗣️ Listener TalkBacks that prove the JB and Sandy Show audience might be the funniest around Plus, things get personal during Rapid Fire Q&A 🎯 as Sandy reveals his first Austin restaurant, how he’s filling the void without golf, what he’s most excited to see at the festival — and a hilariously long list of items he’s managed to lose in just one week. 

Don't Touch The Babies and Hide Your Kids!Would you have the willpower to leave a baby animal alone… or would your heart totally betray you? 🥹 That debate sparks one of the most laugh-out-loud moments on this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, as Tricia admits she physically struggles not to cuddle baby animals—even when warned not to. “They might not need help… but they might need my love,” she confesses, and the hilarity only escalates from there. 🦝💕 From there, the show dives into a jaw‑dropping real-life story that has everyone shaking their heads—a mom arrested after sneaking her child into Disney World. 😳 The crew breaks down just how expensive family fun has become and pivots into creative (and legal!) ways to entertain kids around Austin without emptying your wallet or stuffing anyone into a stroller. 😬🎢 Then comes a fan-favorite segment that absolutely steals the show: The Ode of the Day. Inspired by “guy dinners” and male friendships, Sandy delivers an epic and theatrical “Ode to the Bromance.” Expect fist bumps, wings, trash talk, and one unforgettable line: “Hail to the bromance, the grease and the glory.” 🥓🍗👏 The laughs keep coming as the conversation takes a wild turn into secret curiosities—like the strange urge to follow random cars just to see where they’re going 👀—and finishes with candid local talk about Austin traffic, construction chaos, and why the city will be amazing… someday. 🚧😅 The episode wraps on a heartfelt note with a feel‑good story that reminds you why kindness still wins, featuring superheroes showing up when kids needed them most. 🦸‍♂️❤️ 

Chewing Rage and Honor Flights JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with everyday humor that quickly turns into a conversation about working from home, cabin fever, and those tiny annoyances that can drive you up the wall—yes, including that sound someone makes when they chew.From there, the episode shifts gears into something truly moving: a powerful discussion about Honor Flights 🇺🇸, where veterans from World War II, Korea, and Vietnam are flown to Washington, D.C. to visit the memorials built in their honor. One unforgettable moment? The reminder that many of these heroes were just 18 years old when they served—and are now well into their 80s. “They were in the prime of their lives,” Sandy reflects, “so we could live ours.” Pop culture fans will love the visit from Stephen Pressley of Thunder Pop TV 🎬, who weighs in on unexpected movie gimmicks, sparks laughter with talk of seats that move during a Michael Jackson biopic, and passionately pitches the sequel nobody knew they needed. Cue JB imagining a very specific dancefloor comeback 😆. The conversation takes an unexpectedly thoughtful turn when Sandy opens up about the importance of maintaining friendships outside of work and family life 🤝. It’s honest, vulnerable, and capped with a line that hits home: “Guys that never see their buddies again… end up miserable.” Oof. 

Bodyguards and Things That Already ExistThis episode kicks off with Sandy debuting a brand‑new show intro — and the crew reacting in real time 😎 — before diving into shoutouts for overnight workers who keep the city running while the rest of us sleep 🌙👏.From there, things get personal fast as Sandy and Tricia share an emotional proud‑parent moment, celebrating their daughter’s grit, leadership, and ability to absolutely crush big goals — even if making her bed is still an uphill battle. ❤️💪 One standout line sums it up perfectly: “She’s a grinder.” The laughs keep rolling with Rapid‑Fire Q&A with Tricia ⚡🍰 — including dream grudges, favorite Austin neighborhoods, and the dessert she’d risk a speeding ticket for.You’ll also hear about the most Instagrammable spots around Austin 📸🌆, why Tricia might be the safest person walking into work at dawn (hint: it involves a very famous, very large escort), and a viral comparison that hilariously explains why some states struggle financially while others… don’t. 😏 And just when you think it can’t get any funnier, the show tackles Gen Z’s newest nickname — the “Christopher Columbus Generation” — for reinventing things like landlines, buses, and gardening 🌱📞🚌. One unforgettable moment? A teen genuinely asking, “Have you ever heard of David Bowie?” 🎶💀 

“Do you get naked before you go into the store… or after you walk in?” JB and Sandy dive headfirst into “naked season” 🌡️😳—sharing bizarre (and questionable) stories that spark equally bizarre questions about human behavior. One moment you’re laughing until you cry, the next you’re asking yourself, “Why are people like this?” Then comes a story that feels straight out of a movie 🎬—Tricia takes listeners on a jaw-dropping journey back to her childhood, when she literally roller-skated through the Texas State Capitol. Sparkling floors, authority figures, and a powerful lesson in kindness make this one of those stories that sticks with you long after the episode ends. 💫 The tone shifts to something deeply moving as JB and Sandy reflect on their role emceeing the Texas Peace Officer Memorial Ceremony. 🕊️ From emotional moments with families to a breathtaking tribute featuring bagpipes, honor guards, and a beam of blue light piercing the night sky, the guys share reflections that are both reverent and real. One standout moment? Observing how much time and care was given to each family—quiet proof that compassion still matters. ❤️ And just when you think the episode can’t surprise you anymore… 🦝 Enter Raccoon Jenny and Tricia’s Friday night adventure with actual raccoons. Yes, real raccoons. The suspense, the whispers, the unfulfilled dream of a raccoon holding her finger—this segment delivers charm, curiosity, and comedy in equal measure. A favorite line? “Her journey has just begun.” 🐾✨  

Is Cold Butter Ruining Your Breakfast—and What Does That Say About Your Relationships?  What starts as a fiery rant about rock‑hard butter quickly spirals into one of the most relatable, laugh‑out‑loud episodes yet of The JB and Sandy Show. The conversation hops wildly—in the best way—through nostalgia‑packed memories of school Field Day 🏃‍♂️🏅, a proud mom moment watching their daughter dominate old‑school team challenges, and a surprisingly deep dive into family dynamics that will hit home for anyone who’s ever been asked, “Can you send me some money?” 💸📱 One unforgettable line sums it up perfectly: “That’s my money—I want to spend your money.” Things get deliciously serious when longtime favorite Cheeseburger Brock calls in to break down Austin’s evolving burger scene 🍔🔥, revealing why one new spot has cracked his all‑time top three—and why lettuce is officially “just filler.” Then, in a turn only this show can pull off, the gang tackles nature, drama, and blame with the unbelievable saga of Athena the owl and her mysteriously absent mate 🦉👀. The episode wraps with one of the most hilariously honest anniversary discussions you’ll ever hear. No flowers. No cards. No romance. Just Jersey Mike’s and sarcasm. 💐❌ One perfectly blunt moment says it all: “We are the least romantic couple ever—and that’s why it works.” 

Shark Triathalon and Octopus Revelations! The show kicks off with playful debates about sharks, snakes, and surviving Texas wildlife—with one perfectly quotable gem: “In a triathlon, it would all come down to who’s the better cyclist.” 😴 The realest truth of the morning Tricia drops a line that instantly resonates: “We know what we are… and we’re tired.” The conversation turns into a painfully accurate take on exhaustion, hunger, and why sleep and snacks might actually save lives. Yes—“dangerous without food” becomes the unofficial motto. 🐙 Can an octopus change your life? An honest discussion turns delightfully strange when the crew dives into a movie about human‑animal connection—complete with the unforgettable moment: “The octopus helps solve a mystery.” 🛑 From jokes to jaw‑dropping bravery The mood shifts as JB and Sandy spotlight a school principal whose split‑second courage likely saved lives. 🏈 Pressure vs. joy: a mindset shift The crew reflects on how letting go and having fun changed everything for a rising football star. 🧔 The Mustache Hall of Fame (yes, it’s a thing) Listeners jump in with passion and pride, nominating iconic mustaches and sparking one of the most playful debates of the morning.  

🎧 Can You Really Trust Someone With a Head of Lettuce? Raccoons, Rum Springa & 80s Love Bombshells JB and Sandy unpack why Tricia has officially been banned from lettuce duty 🛒—thanks to a long history of rotten intentions and uneaten salad dreams.Things only get better when the crew dives into the internet-breaking surprise of two iconic 80s heartthrobs linking up 💘, prompting the collective reaction: “What year is this?!” Then comes one of the most unforgettable moments yet 🦝—the call with “Raccoon Jenny,” whose nightly raccoon visits spark Tricia’s bold declaration: “If the raccoons accept me, I might just have to move in.” That single line launches a wildly honest conversation about marriage, trust, and the eye-opening concept of a “marriage rum springa” 😳—a no-holds-barred idea that somehow works for JB and Sandy but might end other marriages on the spot. The laughs keep coming with listener TalkBack messages, including one unforgettable piece of advice: “Maybe double the life insurance before the raccoon visit.” 😂 And just when you think it can’t get more creative, Sandy delivers a lightning-fast, sharp-tongued Ode to High Gas Prices, complete with lines that hit way too close to home ⛽📉. ✨ Memorable moments you don’t want to miss: “You cannot be trusted with a head of lettuce.” The raccoons that may change everything 🦝 “Marriage rum springa” explained… somehow responsibly An ode written in minutes that absolutely roasts gas prices Listener voices that make the show feel like family