If you thought breaking into a police building and not finding a goddamn thing wasn't enough for the Garbage A-Team after everything else that's happened today, you've got another thing coming. With chaos behind them and confusion ahead, the boys go into the finale the way they go into everything, completely unprepared. Paul throws rats, O-Boi gives his wig away, Olivia burns more lives, and Les doesn't grow from this in the least, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver. Jake Vaughn as Olivia the Malkintent Mouser. @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Paul the Verminkin. @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as O-BOI the Discarded Animatronic Toy. @7CannibalChris7 And Walton Wood as the Garbage Master. @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Gutter Cruiser by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod. Discarded Animatronic Toy by Daniel Turcotte. Malkintent Mouser by Azathoth Nell Tull. Verminkin by Ross Hollander. Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, the “Garbage A-Team” makes their way into U.C.S. headquarters only to prove once again, that they have no goddamn idea what they are doing. O-Boi does some hacking, Olive does some hacking, Paul does some hacking, and Les does some hacking, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver. Jake Vaughn as Olivia the Malkintent Mouser. @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Paul the Verminkin. @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as O-BOI the Discarded Animatronic Toy. @7CannibalChris7 And Walton Wood as the Garbage Master. @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Gutter Cruiser by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod. Discarded Animatronic Toy by Daniel Turcotte. Malkintent Mouser by Azathoth Nell Tull. Verminkin by Ross Hollander. Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

Returning to our crew, the Garbage A-Team now seems to be blending into M.I.L.F.s despite their complete lack of common sense or useful information. They get a little while to just stock up and relax before being rudely awoken by a typically shitty day in Cy, shot right across the face, neck, and chest. Paul showers, Olive naps, O-BOI digs for wigs, and Les....you know what Les does...this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver. Jake Vaughn as Olivia the Malkintent Mouser. @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Paul the Verminkin. @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as O-BOI the Discarded Animatronic Toy. @7CannibalChris7 And Walton Wood as the Garbage Master. @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Gutter Cruiser by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod. Discarded Animatronic Toy by Daniel Turcotte. Malkintent Mouser by Azathoth Nell Tull. Verminkin by Ross Hollander. Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

As we take a small break from the main story happening in the "oh so wonderful" city of CY, we travel a short way back to just before a couple of convicts walked through the doors of Trigger Warning. We go back to do what no one has ever done before… we focus on Les Banks. So come along as we follow him and his weird crew of gutter punks as they are dragged scratching, shooting, puking, and screaming, into a wild and mysterious mission, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver. Jake Vaughn as Olivia the Malkintent Mouser. @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Paul the Verminkin. @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as O-BOI the Discarded Animatronic Toy. @7CannibalChris7 And Walton Wood as the Garbage Master. @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Gutter Cruiser by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod. Discarded Animatronic Toy by Daniel Turcotte. Malkintent Mouser by Azathoth Nell Tull. Verminkin by Ross Hollander. Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

As the fight in T.I.T.S. Unlimited comes to a climax, it becomes clear that if the crew is going to make it out of this one, it won’t be without losses. Sword lad gets targeted, Perseus takes a nap, Linda makes a single shot, and Les takes ‘em out at the ankle, this week on The Rolled Standard Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7 And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Cur(s)e of the Candy Cult: Club Tits Unlimited by Azathoth (Nell Tull). Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod. Incitement to Riot and City of CY Issue #1312 by Ross Hollander. The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy. High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat. Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

After Les guarantees that the crew has to leave Trigger Warning, they head to the last job Linda wanted to take… at T.I.T.S Unlimited. Where everything goes right, as per usual. Linda "meets" his van, Perseus gets a girlfriend, Sword Lad reveals his debt, and Les doubles down with explosives, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7 And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Cur(s)e of the Candy Cult: Club Tits Unlimited by Azathoth (Nell Tull). Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod. Incitement to Riot and City of CY Issue #1312 by Ross Hollander. The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy. High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat. Lucky Duck Mystery Vending Machine by Sam McKay. Cyberpunk Weapon Generator by AidenJacks. Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

Finally back at Trigger Warning, the boys attempt to take it easy for a minute while Pelgrane is gone trying to ditch a helicopter. This is obviously impossible, so I'm sure it's no news that a pinch of madness ensues. Sword Lad teaches, Linda gets the machine, Les finds a litter box, and Perseus finds some bananas, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7 And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod  Incitement to Riot and City of CY Issue #1312 by Ross Hollander. The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy. High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

With what seems like the entire city of CY after them, the gang has to improvise their way out of the worst debacle they've been in yet. Like every other mission though, these guys are guaranteed to keep climbing that “Most Wanted” ladder. Well, everyone but Les. Linda gives a monologue, Les shoots the ceiling, Perseus' fate is sealed, and Sword Lad will remember this, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7 And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Raw Drug by Firetoad Adventure Co. @firetoadco, a submission to our Trigger Warning: Trigger Happy Jam. Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod  Incitement to Riot and City of CY Issue #1312 by Ross Hollander. The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy. High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat Check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

Continuing their search through Raw Drug, the crew struggles to find their mark while fighting through both weird doctors and Tork the Argonite himself—all that before the vigilante shows up. Sword Lad is better with a gun, Les jacks himself in, Linda has a plan, and Perseus takes his shot, this week on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7 And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Raw Drug by Firetoad Adventure Co. @firetoadco, a submission to our Trigger Warning: Trigger Happy Jam. Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod  Incitement to Riot and City of CY Issue #1312 by Ross Hollander. The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy. High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat Check out Desecrated - our Mörk Borg forest hexcrawl, now funding on Kickstarter. Also check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support

Off the rails and into alleys, the crew makes their way to Raw Drug in hopes of finding an easy big score. Let's not kid anyone here, we know it won't be, right? Les actually uses his power drill, Perseus "interrogates" a man, Sword Lad masks the stench, and Linda ends the torture, this week, on The Rolled Standard. Check out our various socials and whatnot at our Linktree.  We have a Patreon. Join us! The Rolled Standard is: Levi Brusacoram as Les Banks the Obsolete Dumpster Diver Jake Vaughn as Perseus USB Disk Drive the Incitement to Riot @vaughnhaus Nate CY_Bert as Walter “W3T” Linda the Pursued Courier @TheRolledNate Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7 And introducing Walton Wood as Randy “Sword Lad” Jackson the High-Octane Daredevil @LiberLudorum Episode edited by Levi Brusacoram and Nate CY_Bert. Cover art by Cannibal Chris. SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound Theme music: Waste Management Confidential by Irving Force from the album Deep Clean Subdivision. This episode features: Raw Drug by Firetoad Adventure Co. @firetoadco, a submission to our Trigger Warning: Trigger Happy Jam. Obsolete Dumpster Diver by Bracken MacLeod  Incitement to Riot by Ross Hollander. The Pursued Courier by Heavy-Blasphemy. High-Octane Daredevil by Hastur Udjat Pop-up ad courtesy of Azathoth Nell Tull and Johan Nohr from the Only Ads Here channel of the Trve Mörk Borg Discord channel. Check out Desecrated - our Mörk Borg forest hexcrawl, now funding on Kickstarter. Also check out our “compatible with Mörk Borg” Actual Play podcast, Flail to the Face. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/therolledstandard/support