I want to get verified on Twitter for my birthday in February. I've been on some nationally aired commercials for Marvel and I've had speaking parts on a nationally aired TV show as well as lesser parts in smaller productions. Plus, I've got around 7,000 YouTube subscribers...which is more than I've seen on some verified Twitter accounts. 

So logically and subjectively speaking, it seems fair to be able to get Verified. 

So why can't I just call and ask Twitter nicely? If nothing else, it's a creative effort to do so.

Here's Part 1 of the story.