
“What are you talking about? You mean not just for a short time? You’re like going away – going away? But what about me?”
Dec 24, 2020
20 min

“Aren’t there enough body-shaming issues in middle school without throwing “fatty liver” into the mix? Does my liver look fat?”
Dec 22, 2020
18 min

“When I opened the door, that Great Dane knocked me off the porch and I cracked my skull. This is my 7th concussion this week!”
Dec 17, 2020
18 min

“Seriously? You’re going to explain that joke to me? I get it. And the only funny part is that you think it’s funny.”
Dec 15, 2020
17 min

“Fire Miranda! Fire! Fire! Fire! Get out of the house. Get out of the house now! Get the emergency ladder! Go to the window!”
Dec 10, 2020
18 min

“I’ve just shredded 1931! I’ve shredded 1931 out of existence! I’m 12 years old and I have destroyed an entire year of humanity!”
Dec 8, 2020
21 min

“I appreciate your determination, but I suspect doing the same thing over and over isn’t going to help. We need to innovate!”
Dec 3, 2020
18 min

“I can’t do a Double Maxi Ford Toe with a Pullback! We’re gonna lose this tap dance competition. I’m D-double-O-M-E-D – doomed!”
Dec 1, 2020
21 min

“I was reading an article: “15 Ways to Delude Yourself During an Existential Crisis.” #7 is BE PRESENT. Do I look present to you?”
Nov 26, 2020
17 min

“I was reading an article: “15 Ways to Delude Yourself During an Existential Crisis.” #7 is BE PRESENT. Do I look present to you?”
Nov 24, 2020
18 min
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