It's hard enough surviving in our world as it is, but can you imagine living out in the woods? Just eating grubs and dirt all day? Trying to make a TV or computer out of rocks and old tin cans? Neither can The Rankems, so we look into the lives of those who have lived in the wild, and then we harshly judge the character of each of them, knowing full well we wouldn't last 5 minutes out in the untamed wilderness.

What happens when we die? Where do we go? The Rankems definitely don't know, but we do know which afterlife scenarios are the coolest, and we bring that knowledge straight to you, our loyal viewers!

It's a well known fact that classic 90s Kevin Bacon thriller Tremors is the best movie of all time, and both of The Rankems are in full agreeance on this point. The only question now is, who were the best characters who died in Tremors? You'll be relieved to know that in this episode The Rankems finally answer this question!

What counts as a zombie, and what movies count as zombie movies? The Rankems decide on a set of rules to guide us through these difficult questions, then abandon them as soon as they find them inconvenient!

The Rankems bring you a steaming fresh pile of bonus ranks! Little bite-sized ranks for you to snack on. Tiny ranks that you can fit in your pocket and carry with you forever.

Every culture has its creation myths, but which creation myths do The Rankems prefer? Featuring a surprising amount of muskrats!

We all have complicated relationships with villains, and no villain is more complicated than an 80s cartoon villain. Do you love them for their defiant attitudes or hate them for their dedication to evil deeds? The answer doesn't matter, because The Rankems bring you the only completely objective and indisputable rankings of the best 80s cartoon villains!

In The Rankems first ever episode, we dive into the film career of Henry Rollins. Which movies used Henry Rollins to his full potential? Why does Bad Boys 2 suck so bad? Will Henry ever play a character that isn't a cop or military dude? The Rankems (maybe) answer the hard question in this episode.