I mentioned in random ramble #30 that I had recorded a segments on games and that I would release it as a side thing, because I wanted y'all to hear it, but couldn't include it in episode 30 because then that shit woulda been 3 hours long. So, here you go. This sexy side piece is the cut segment from episode 30 where I talked about the Resident evil 2 remake and Kingdom Hearts III. I say...some 'thangs' about Kingdom Hearts III. But only 3 people listen to this podcast anyway, so my mentions should be fine. Maybe. I hope. This isn't a full blown new episode, hence why I've tagged it as 'EX'. Don't ask why. It seemed like a cool idea when I did this the first time around 13 years ago. Because, continuity. Damn 12 years ago?! jonathon-van-ness-can-you-believe.gif. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

It's been 84 years (i.e 6 years) since my last random ramble. I don't even know why I'm bothering to do another. But here I am, with a 30th episode to a podcast that was dead. Although I prefer the term 'in stasis'. If you're one of the 2 people that used to listen to this and y'all are still alive and have Internet access. SURPRISE BITCH! For those who are new 'round these parts, welcome. And please excuse the mess. Here's a rundown of what you get in this long awaited episode. In my life: That time I went to New York, that other time I went to New York and when I went to New YorkA sip of teaMental health: Because, bitch. Life.Avengers: Endgame chit-chat and my MCU bingeA smidgen of RuPaul's drag race A club anthem in honour of the adventure legend that is the fabulous Captain ToadI thought there was some kind of quality control that podcasts had to go through in order for them to be on Spotify. But it seems not. Because The random rambles of J is now available on there. They'll probably take it down once they realise what they've allowed on their platform. But until then, you can stream it there. Proceed with caution. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

*Does the zombies shuffle* Hello bitches. I'M BACK. FROM ZI DEAD! It's been 2 years since my last podcast, which one hand feels like forever. But on the other feels like such a short space of time, given how quickly time has passed. It's like somebody has been fucking with my life with an ocarina. So, I'm essentially starting from scratch. Unlike Beyoncé, I don't have a legion of fans waiting with baited breath for me to drop new material after 2 years. so I'll take this as a re-introduction to everybody out there who has never downloaded a podcast of mine before. To my groupies who have been camping out in the cold and the rain waiting for this podcast, take this as my fanclub letter to you. Bathed in my favourite man perfume and sealed with a kiss. This podcast is business as-was-usual before my podcasts fell off of the face of the earth 2 years ago. A collective of gaming rambles, life rambles and so many F-bombs that I could not be bothered to edit them all out. So if you are under 18 and listening to this podcast...you probably shouldn't be listening to it. But, thank you. (Be sure to tell all of your 18+ friends about this shit so they can listen to it). Here's a quick run-down of what you get in this run down podcast. Excuse the lack of up-to-date gaming talk. It's all COMING SOON. I promise...kind of...fingers crossed...don't cash that promise...honest. That time the Zelda symphony got me all emotional and shit for the second timeThe day I went to a J-Pop concertHow awful Japan is in the SummerHow much I ♥ Mass effect 3DAT BIOSHOCK INFINTE ENDING THO'!The debut of the Citadel club banger "I'm commander Shepard (I run this bitch)"Random J radio plays Nite Jewel's "Nowhere to go"How much I ♥ Mass effect 3The first GTA game I've ever completed and lovedWhy Final Fantasy XIII-2 is a little bit rubbish Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to shuffle back into my grave until podcast number 30. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

Hello my ho's. Here is my present to you. A new podcast! Don't all send yourselves flying underneath my tree at once. My intention was to post this on Christmas eve-eve, but I didn't. So, I planned to post this on Christmas eve, but I didn't. So, I figured I'd try and get it out for Christmas morning, but I didn't. So here it is, ON boxing day. Fail? No. I refuse to class this as a fail. And if you dare say as such I will hunt you down and give you an arrow to the knee. As promised in my last podcast, I talk in depth about that Zelda game, Skyward sword. It's only when I play this podcast back to myself that I remember all of these other things I should have mentioned about the game, which I forgot. I blame Christmas (stupid bloody thing). I do happen to talk about other stuff though. One whole podcast on Zelda would be a bit much. Although I have done it before (go listen to it please). Here's what you get in my 2011 Christmas podcast... Christmas = seppuku The Namco waiting game Metal Gear Rising. Revengeance is a dish best served cancelled. Deus ex got dat ♪ Black 'n yellow, black 'n yellow, black 'n yellow ♪ The Distant worlds conspiracy theory Microsoft sort it out. Sony? *tumbleweed* My cloud parting rendition of "The ballad of the Goddess" The Christmas gift rejection hit "Christmas face" So, is that Skyward sword game any good? *strokes copy of game* Random J radio plays... Hikaru Utada My new year's resolution(s) With a line drawn firmly under Christmas and a sigh of relief we made through epic meal times and rabid high street shoppers, we can now look forward to a new year and feel a bit miserable that 2011 went by so quickly; as we mull over all of the things we planned to do, but didn't. But everything will be okay, as long as my podcasts are still around. I like to think of my podcasts as some all powerful thing which just helps everything and makes it better. A bit like the triforce. But the triforce when somebody good touches it, not some evil son of a bitch. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Please just go listen to my podcast. Yay!! Love you all! x 🎵 This podcast features the Billboard chart flopping "Christmas face". The anthem for recipients of shitty Christmas presents. Presents so bad that you wouldn't even bother to donate it to a charity shop. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

Let's not talk about how this podcast comes 4 months after my last one. Let's instead be joyous that it's here and that it's ALMOST CHRISTMAS!! I feel like I share something in common with Britney Spears. Being away from the game for so long and having to come back with new material and shit to appease my fan base and the haters. Actually, that's nonsense. I have nothing in common with Britney aside from having millions of fans worldwide (this is a lie). And I've never gotten out of a car and had paparazzi snap me wearing no underwear (this did happen to me once). This is a more subdue podcast than normal, due to me feeling slightly depressed about work (I thought slavery was abolished, but my employer never got that memo) and also being out of practice having not recorded anything in so long. I figured I'd ease in with my comeback podcast by coming off like a stable human being and then hit you all with filthy humour, crassness and filth to dirty up your Christmas with my next podcast. But until that day, here's what you're getting with this rated PG 27th podcast of mine: The importance of making time for your bitches (i.e friends) How the Zelda symphony touched my soul and made love to it Skyrim has stolen my friend Dark souls has stolen another friend I think I want Final Fantasy XIII-2 in my life right now Nathan Drake forces Lara Croft to sort out her shit Final Fantasy XIII's Lighting gives Sazh a tram experience Princess Peach's latest hood banger "Run the kingdom (Peach)" A bit of Skyward sword (by bit, I mean literally, one sentence) Random J radio plays... Perfume My next podcast will be out next week. *Cackles maniacally* 🎵 This podcast features Princess Peach's 2nd hood anthem "Run the world (Peach)". Daisy is about to know what time it is. Download my podcast please. And if you like it, check out my older ones (everything older than 11 is an amazing hot mess) and be sure to subscribe. Everything you need is below. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

Oh hai!! Just thought I'd resurrect myself from teh dead and bring you all a brand new podcast. Because I know you've been missing listening to my 60 minute rants in a tongue of common UK lingo. Here's be the pain I bring for my 26th podcast. Checking into the Arkham asylum Random J radio plays... Friendly fires My new life action plan How much I want Kaidan to be alive Let's talk about it!! L.A Noire WiiUbestNotF**kUp Indulging in detective mysteries with Last window the Nintendo DS... How much I love Kaidan The anthem for all you Friday night gamers out thurr "Last Friday night (T.G.F)" Optimus Prime umbrella's of fail Let's take a seat on a fence for Sonic generations My plan to seduce Kaidan 🎵 This podcast features the Friday night gaming anthem "Last Friday night (T.G.F)". Put your pads up gamers, because we were born this way! Now, if you'd be so kind as to excuse me. I'm off to go and snatch Katy Perry's blue wig, receive my Grammy nomination for my contribution to pop music and play some Last window on my private jet. Go listen to this damn podcast. Thanks. *Puts on fur coat and dramatically exits* 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

I'm back! Back to make your ears bleed with my random nonsense which I try to cohesively shift together in the form of a downloadable podcast. I am Random J and I am the sex commander of this podcast. So you will listen to this. This podcast is like a 4 course meal, without the bill, the trapped wind, and that awkward moment where you have to undo the top button of your trousers. Although you can undo your trousers to this podcast if you like. After all, I am the sex commander. That good month feelingThe royal wedding #PippasPap #HarrysWillyI ♥ Mass effect so much that Shepard wouldn't even need a dialog wheel to get it from me.The smash (like a glass hit with noise) hit about lonely online gaming: None.Sony f**k upRandom J radio plays...We are scientistsNintendo's new console: The Wii coffee cona deluxe blend machine HDI ♥ Mass effect so much that I don't even care that it's delayed After months of trying really hard to scale the length of these podcasts down, I failed again. This podcast is long, but it just means there's more of me to enjoy. I'm still waiting on the deal on my Deaf Jam recording contract to go through, so that I can release my debut album DEAFCOM 5. Until then I'll continue to put my shit out for free. Kinda like mixtapes, but not really. Enjoy the podcast. And try not to laugh at my accent too much. 🎵 This podcast features the hit song "None". Pop perfection about what it is like to game alone on Xbox live. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

My first podcast of 2011. In April. Fail. But hey, fail is what I excel at. So piss off and leave me alone. No. Actually please don't. Because I need you to stay and listen to this podcast. I actually offer advice and impart wisdom in this podcast. The wisdom I impart is about dustbins (go figure) and the advice I offer is about Mass effect (because life is just a bunch of branching dialog choices) but it's still crucial information which will make life that little bit easier for you if you apply it, and take it on board. Here's what you get in this life changing podcast. World affairsThe launch of the 3DSThe so-underground-hit, even the Morlocks haven't heard it: Like a joystick (featuring the Quarter circle forward movement)I ♥ Mass effect so much that I'd sleep with Shepard myself if he were realRandom J radio plays...MiChiHow one feels about Marvel vs. Capcom 3Japan story: Wrappers and lolly sticks - The quest for a dustbinSeriously. I am in love with Mass effectIf Oprah had no hair, were British and into games; this is so what her podcast would sound like. Did I sell this podcast well enough? Nope?! Well, listen to it any way. 🎵 This podcast features the arcade smash "Like a joystick". For all of the beat 'em up aficionado's who appreciate a good joystick. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

Well, lookee here. The random rambles of J number 23. My second podcast of 2010. Wow. I am disappoint in my damn self. Fuck. Time seems to fly by faster and faster with each consecutive year which passes. I wasn't even aware it had been over 6 months since I last podcasted until I looked at my podcast feed and saw updated 7 months ago. Wow. So I figured I'd better do something about it, and record a podcast to remind all 3 of my listeners that I am still alive. Podcast number 23 is business as usual. I tell you shit about what has (and what hasn't) been going on my life. Tell you more shit about gaming related stuff. And sing you a nice little song which ties in with some other shit I may have said at some point in the podcast. So, here's a rundown of what you get in this instalment of my random rambles... J gets game kicked on him by a fellow gamerWould you fuck to get discount on games?Spreading the love across every gaming systemRandom J radio plays... Zoot womanGames I have which I'll never complete...evurrrr!Christmas plansThe 2010 pop smash hit: Only game (in the world)Listen. Love. Laugh out loud. Peace out. 🎵 This random rambles features "Only game (in the world)". The anthem for every gamer who at some point has let their love for a game fuck up their entire social life. 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts

The first of my podcasts for 2010. 4 months into the year. Wow. Somebody failed. I'll let you point fingers at me and curse. Go on. Have at it. In between life, technical difficulties and my current Twitter addiction, I finally managed to record a new podcast! The whole process felt very much like my first time; given that it's been so long since I last recorded anything. I soon got into the swing of things though, and here's what you can look forward to having your ears bleed to for podcast number twen'y two. J's pursuit of happiness (and a new job)Pleasure in little things (not penis related)Super Mario Galaxy 2, Platinum games' new action game and Halo 2 fans who refuse to let goRandom J radio plays... Nico touches the wallsA friend in need (of a new PlayStation 3)Accounts of a dusty WiiJapan story: Woman on a bikeThis podcast features the song "Third parties (Put a game on it)". Prepare to squeeze into your black asymmetrical unitard and give it some! 🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, iTunes & Google podcasts