The Rambling Alcoholics
The Rambling Alcoholics
The Rambling Network Plus
The Rambling Alcoholics Podcast is a high-energy, unfiltered comedy talk show where nothing is off-limits and everything is up for debate. Hosted by the unpredictable duo Whiskey J and Gary69, the show blends wild storytelling, current events, pop culture, conspiracies, sports, and hilarious personal chaos into one nonstop ride. Each episode feels like you pulled up a chair in a garage hangout with your funniest friends—complete with unexpected guest interruptions, heated debates, and laugh-out-loud moments you can’t script. The Rambling Alcoholics universe goes beyond just one show, expanding into fan-favorite spin-offs like Rambling Cinema, RambleSpiracy, Below the Belt, and exclusive Ramble+ content. From “Guest of the Year” tournaments to fan questions and live-feeling banter, the show thrives on community interaction and raw authenticity. It’s loud, ridiculous, occasionally reckless, and proudly unapologetic—perfect for listeners who want comedy, chaos, and camaraderie all in one place.
RAP EP.385 Nocturnal Ejaculation
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISEDThe Rambling Alcoholics are back with another completely unprofessional episode. 😂 Gary tells the story of the time he was diagnosed with a “nocturnal ejaculation,” Penny asks “What’s the most despicable thing you’ve ever done?” and the crew debates who’s the best-looking he-bitch. We also tackle the important worldly questions—like where the hell was Gary during 9/11?—plus King Mexico Questions, random side quests, questionable conversations, and plenty of straight-up old-fashioned RAMBLE.No structure. No filter. Just chaos. Let’s get ready to RAMBLE! 🍻 This is the Rambling Alcoholics Podcast. Let’s get ready to RAMBLE!DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMY
Sep 12
2 hr 59 min
RAP EP.384 Surrogate Fucker
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED🎙 Episode 384: “Surrogate Fucker”The Rambling Alcoholics are back, and the Cult Leader kicks things off with an official State of the Union Address before the whole damn show goes off the rails.The guys get into some worldly discussions about Gen Z being crybabies, people’s bodies, and how today’s standards have completely changed from back in the day. Then we dive into one of the hottest stories right now—the Lacey Clancy case—and give our completely unfiltered Ramble take.Plus, we’ve got Ramble Fan Questions, King Mexico Questions, What Would Penny Do?, What Would Gary Do?, plenty of beer, wine, laughs, arguments, questionable opinions, and absolute chaos.No filters. No structure. No professionalism.🍻 This is the Rambling Alcoholics Podcast. Let’s get ready to RAMBLE!DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMY
Sep 5
3 hr 21 min
Challenge Accepted Let's Run it.
Challenge Accepted. Whiskey J officially accepts the Mega Cuck, Mega Bozo offer to fight. You issued the challenge, Whiskey J said yes.
Sep 2
8 min
FREE RAMBLE PRE GAME: OH, GARY
RECORDED ON 8/14/26 FREE PREVIEW OF LAST WEEK'S RAMBLE PRE GAME! ENJOY THE CHAOS! The chaos starts before Episode 383 even begins. The guys kick back, crack open a couple beers, and ramble about absolutely random shit before somehow wrapping things up with a little basketball talk. just another calm, professional Ramble Pre Game...... YEAH RIGHT!!
Aug 21
23 min
RAP EP.383 I Don't Want To Be Here
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISEDEpisode 383 is pure Ramble Chaos. The guys crack some drinks and dive headfirst into conversation topics, chaotic conversations, and some good ol' worldly discussions that probably shouldn't make sense.... but somehow do.Sprinkle in some King Mexico Questions, a trip to Professors Penny's Corner, a bunch of ridiculous WHAT IF's and cap it all off with another round Intergalactic Time Traveler WHAT IF'sDRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMY
Aug 15
3 hr 25 min
RAP Ep.382 Penny's Playboy Townhouse Party
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISEDThe guys sit back, crack open some beers, pop a bottle of wine, and let the chaos take over. 🍺🍷 Legends say the guys get really down in the syndrome as they dive into the artistic side of things, worldly discussions, and whatever else comes their way.Plus, Fan Questions, What Would Penny Do?, What Would Gary Do?, Professor Penny’s Corner, and King Mexico Questions close out another wild night.DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMYRAMBLE+PATREON:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/Ramblingnetworkchannel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LINKTREE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Ramblingalcoholics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Aug 8
3 hr 31 min
RAP EP.381 HEAVY HITTERS
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISEDWhiskey J and Gary welcome Coach Chris from the Kickback Podcast LA for a wild, laugh-filled episode packed with chaotic conversations. From reminiscing about high school to discussing the homeless crisis, sports, and the latest drama in the podcast world, no topic is off limits. Plus, the Intergalactic Time Traveler of Chaos returns with more outrageous scenarios, along with Ramble Fan Questions, King Mexico Questions, What Would Penny Do?, What Would Gary Do?, and plenty of unpredictable rambling. Grab a drink and enjoy.DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMYRAMBLE+PATREON:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/Ramblingnetworkchannel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LINKTREE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Ramblingalcoholics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Jul 25
3 hr 16 min
RAP EP.380 Intergalatic Time Traveler Chaos.
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED. The Guys kick back with some wine, crack open some beers, and dive into wild discussions. Throughout the chaos, from awkward what would do? scenarios to WHAT WOULD PENNY DO? WHAT WOULD GARY DO? RAMBLE FAN QUESTIONS, KING MEXICO QUESTIONS, and PROFESSOR PENNY'S CORNER, this episode is packed with laughs, debates and non stop insanity DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMYRAMBLE+PATREON:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/Ramblingnetworkchannel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LINKTREE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Ramblingalcoholics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Jul 18
2 hr 57 min
RAP EP.379 HEY, STUD MUFFIN
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED. The guys sit back, crack open a couple of beers, pour a few glasses of wine, and simply enjoy each other’s company. From important worldly discussions—like whether Gary should move to the Philippines—to I Hate When, Professor Penny’s Corner, and King Mexico Questions, this episode is fueled by random conversations, unpredictable tangents, and pure chaos.DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMYRAMBLE+PATREON:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/Ramblingnetworkchannel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LINKTREE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Ramblingalcoholics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Jul 11
3 hr 9 min
RAP EP.378 The Declaration of Alcoholics
**** DISCLAIMER*******LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISEDIn Episode 378, The Declaration of Alcoholics the guys are joined by Jose Ramos from The Ranting with Ramos podcast for another wild night of chaos, laughs, and nonstop rambling. As the crew pre-games for the 4th of July and America's 250th birthday, they dive into heavy and hilarious conversations and the ultimate debate: who's better John Stamos or Rob Lowe? Plus, the chaos keeps rolling with Fan Questions, King Mexico Questions, What would Penny Do, and What would Gary Do. Drinks are flowing, opinions are flying and nothing is off limits. DRINK RESPONSIBLY.... BECAUSE WE NEVER DO. LET'S GET READY TO RAMBLE THE FUCK ON! RAMBLE ARMY PLEASE SHOW YOUR SUPPORT. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND LIKE!!! JOIN THE RAMBLE ARMYRAMBLE+PATREON:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/Ramblingnetworkchannel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LINKTREE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Ramblingalcoholics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Jul 4
2 hr 50 min
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