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Spider-man No Way Home sets a groundbreaking precedent on multiple levels. On one hand Marvel Studios shows a surprising amount of gumption through the bold execution of an ambitious concept. On the other hand, both Zach and I are refreshed to see that Marvel is still capable of producing coherent cinematic content. No way home is a guiltless example of giving fans what they want and in that regard it shines. The success is also achieved in a narrative that carries weight and consequences, and takes on a darker tone than the franchises predecessors. In its own way, this becomes Tom Holland's Spider-man origin story, and is his transition into his command of the popular hero. With great power comes great responsibility, and it seems that Tom Hollands responsibility is to shoulder the MCU for the foreseeable future. 

Welcome to this episode as we discuss the brilliant and baffling new Netflix series, Midnight Mass. It's got everything you could want, from excellent introspections on addiction, to discussing the danger of religious fanaticism, while finding meaning in a meaningless life along the way. Make sure to watch out for the vampires that will drain your blood, just like how the ending will drain your enjoyment. The only thing better than Chad Sheriff is this episode of the Quality Control Show .

 Dune is an absolute triumph of cinematography, visuals, acting, and sci fi conceptualization in a modern film adaption. Join us at quality control HQ as we discuss everything this film not only succeeds in, but exceeds expectation in . By every metric this adaptation of the popular novel defies shortcomings of the science fiction genre releases of recent memory. To say it is not a triumph of modern film making, is to bemoan the timeless brilliance of a film that has grasped the status quo of humdrum movie production by the throat in pursuit of something greater. We are truly in the midst of a science fiction renaissance and we can't wait to see what's next. Best Dune movie of all time. Best quality control podcast of all time. Need we say more? 

Welcome to the quality control show, where we treat our listeners as more than just property. Here we take a look at Ridley Scott's latest movie, "The Last Duel". The essence of the film highlights how being a woman in 17th century France is rolling a 1 on birth. Its a fate we wouldn't wish on our worst enemy. We also learned that a historically accurate battle between two beefy men in full plate armor is insanely brutal and fun to watch. Matt Damon wasn't the best husband in this film, but this episode is the best one we've made to date. 

Hello fellow Gganbus, today we will be reviewing the new Netflix show that has taken the world by storm, Squid Game. The show follows our protagonist Gi-hun as he fights against the odds for his survival. Don't worry, we will treat this show better than he treats his daughter. Just know that if Solomon and I were in these games, we would simply handle it. This is our best episode to date. 

The Star Wars Visions mini series brings up an important question for our time. Did Star Wars ruin anime? Or did anime ruin Star Wars? You don't have to wait until the end of the episode to find out because I'm going to tell you. Disney ruined star wars, which in turn ruined anime. Basically Disney ruins everything. One key takeaway is don't send your Jedi apprentice Dan into the wilderness alone to fight an ancient Sith god, because he's going to fucking die. While Dan's master may have not been the best Jedi Master ever, this is our best episode to date.

The next time you have a headache, ask yourself, is it another migraine or is it Gabriel? Also, if your abusive significant other makes you bleed from the back of your head for 3 days you should pursue medical attention. That aside, join the quality control show as we dissect this psychological profile of madness that a deranged producer has created. We're really not even sure if the movie was real or if Gabriel made us imagine it. Maybe this podcast isn't real and Gabriel is making you imagine us? If that's the case Gabriel has good taste, and created the best episode to date. Enjoy. -With Love Gabriel <3

Join our shadow organization as we discuss Shang Chi and the Ten Rings. If you like Chinese culture, Kung Fu fighting, and Cthulhu soul sucking demons, then this is the movie for you. There's a lot about this movie to like. Not Katie though, she's pretty much the worst. We hate Katie. Dear god. If Katie reminds you of any of your friends, stop hanging out with them. While Katie is the worst comic relief of all time, this is the best quality control show episode of all time. 

While the majority of content that we discuss on the show involves the poor execution of good ideas, join us as we flip the script and dive into a film that executes a frankly terrible idea immaculately. James Gunns attempt to revitalize the suicide squad was is accomplished by ingenious characters like The Weasel; who may deserve a podcast exclusively dedicated to the complexity of his character arc and writing. Without spoiling too much, there are a couple things that can be said. 1) This is the best Suicide Squad movie to date. 2)This is the best Quality Control Show episode to date. 3) I said there were only 2 things that could be said; stop continuing to read. 4) You really came all this way just to be disappointed?