"The stadium was full of 91,998 screaming Swifties, plus Amy and Hermione."   A facepalm moment about the time I went to the Taylor Swift concert, with my non-swiftie friends.   SKIP INTRO 4:00   Soundtrack and sound effects | www.soundstripe.com Visit www.TheQuack.blog

As we walked out of the garage beneath the starry autumn night, I began to think of what to say when Carrot confessed his love to me. 🥕❤️   A story about a friendship that began half a lifetime ago when Carrot had something to say. Includes a great escape.   Skip introduction: 2:12   Music/Sound Effects: Soundstripe.com

There is something about meeting someone in transit...   Stories about finding near-love on transport, featuring the true story of when Sausage met a man on a bus from D.C. to NYC, and when I shared a taxi with a stranger.    (You can play a drinking game with the amount of times I say, 'meet cute').   SKIP INTRODUCTION: 2:26   Music and sound effects | Soundstripe.com Visit | TheQuack.blog Email | [email protected]

"The husband looked like a friendly neighbour - the type of man who would rigorously hoover his car mats on a Sunday morning...."   Three embarrassing encounters with some of the greatest sportsmen; George Best,  Lawrence Dallaglio, and Justin Rose.    SKIP INTRO: 1:45   Soundtrack and Sound Effects: Soundstripe.com Visit the blog: THEQUACK.BLOG

“I’m very into mature women,” he said. I looked behind one shoulder, and then the other, and realised he was talking about me.   The night I realised I was seen as a 'mature woman', and a muddled observation about age gaps in relationships.   SKIP INTRO: 2:38.   Soundtrack and sound effects: Soundstripe.com Visit THEQUACK.BLOG.

"The bill was placed between us and the dance began..."   This is a muddled observation about one of the most controversial topics in dating. Email me what your thoughts.... [email protected]     Music and sound effects: Soundstripe.com.

...A fan would whack the table in a rhythm, prompting everyone to shout ‘ENGLAND!’  It wasn't exactly Les Misérables, but it did the job.   If the day of the Euro Final was a musical...   SKIP INTRO: 2:07   Song credits: www.Soundstripe.com

We have a list of what we’re looking for, but is anyone looking for us?   Another muddled observation by Mary about dating.    (SKIP INTRO 2:12)

"And perhaps I’m overthinking it, but they seem to stare off in different directions, like the eyes of the Cookie Monster...."   A quick look into boobs; the first bra and beyond.    SKIP INTRO 2:40 -------------------------------------- Music and sound effects  - www.Soundstripe.com

"It was there in that terrapin building with Mr. Marcus and his good hair, that I realised that I hated maths and was also not very good at it."   A quick look into my horrid and relatable journey of everyone's least favorite subject - mathematics.