The Procrastination Planet Podcast

In which the gals dish the dirt about a very Gen X literary scandal about the child prodigy who wasn’t. Digressions include plastic surgery, teenage edgelords, and what it means to be white-trash married.

In which Carlye and gal pal Donna discuss their top teen idols and other  assorted heartthrobs. Basically it was an excuse to make more 70s references. Digressions include the Mandela Effect, chewing tobacco,  level-ups, and going to Hell. PS: The previous rendition of this episode had problems, hence the remastered track.

In which Sabrina and Carlye discuss their favorite horror villains. Digressions include growing up with the Night Stalker, starting beef with Huey Lewis and the News, and giving praise to Montana Duke's bleach-fried hair. Sabrina also wants to remind the chubby gals out there to be rude as shit so you won't be made into a skin suit. 

In which Carlye and gal pal Donna discuss the specific creepiness of children in horror movies. Digressions include bowl cuts, devil banjos, Robby Benson, and much much more! The gals also miss the opportunity to make a projectile vomit joke. Blame it on the 'rona! 

In which Carlye and Jill dissect Anne Tyler's classic novel The Accidental Tourist, a novel about a travel writer who hates travelling. Digressions include Manic Pixie Dream Girls, embarrassing crushes, and dated dog training practices.  

In which Carlye and Sabrina discuss what they've been reading and writing whilst waiting out the 'rona. Digressions include skin care, library cooties, and tax the fucking billionaires already! This may or may not be a soapboxy episode. Holly chimes in as well. 

In which Carlye and Donna talk about their favorite movie and TV fashions as well as their own sartorial choices throughout the decades. Digressions include leather pants, cocaine haircuts, and what it takes to be 70s-hot. Plus listen to Holly as she barks a few opinions of her own.  Errata: Carlye meant to say Pucci, not Gucci when talking about Casino. Also, "best costume Grammy"? Someone let the 'rona rot their brain!

In which the gals stay extramuch on-brand and return from their hiatus way later than planned. This week’s topics include thirst-trap snacks, breaking up Stanley Tucci’s marriage, and figuring out your dogs’ zodiac signs. This episode is also dedicated to Charlie, our OG podcast pup who never failed to make his presence known. The poor little guy lost his battle with CHF early this June and we miss him like crazy. DISCLAIMER: We are in the time of the ‘rona and therefore had to record via Zoom. So please forgive any audio wonk that abounds.

In which Carlye apologizes for having ghosted. Mercury was in retrograde, a pandemic is upon us, and life even without those elements has been insane. So sorry again about this. Procrastination Planet is taking an extended hiatus and then returning with a biweekly format. Stay tuned!

In which the gals blame Mercury retrograde for not having a spanking new episode and rerun a remastered version of their literary true crime deep dive instead because having a for-real hiatus messes up the algorithm. Visit procrastinationplanet.com for bonus content! Email us! [email protected] Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet Instagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcast Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/procrastinationplanet/ Merch: teespring.com/procrastination-planet-podcast Patreon: patreon.com/procrastinationplanet Logo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.com Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing