In this pod, wasps in Wen's pantry while Em's just a busy bee, horse burgers, the merits of going to Thailand for an ETMA, face tattoo in haste repent at leisure, Richard III made Wen's day, Em's pedo tennis teacher, and driving instructors.

Em and Wen pod for the first time in 4 months in Wen's newly renovated and cavernous and therefore slightly echoy abode. Wen reveals her renovation trials and her dodgy tree poisoning neighbor, Em reveals how she saved a jogger who fell flat on her face. And there is much discussion about the delights of a buffet breakfast.

Spice up your bus, and Brand your taxi, the Olympics are over and where was Kate Bush? Wendy's bat cave is under way, and so is Emily's book, the girls interrupted by husband home and foraging for food, normal transmission will be resumed one of these days.

Wen and Em discuss the weeks big news including renovation nightmares and police diversions. Wen gets pulled for being balding whereas Em gets pulled over for owing bucks. Wen chats about her interesting run ins with mushroom tea and Em waxes lyrical about being the am dram diva.

Em and Wen discuss the big issues, plugging up Wen's back end, Team Wendy vs Team Ted in the rennovation debarcle, Ted's tower of delusion, Em praying to baby Jezums, Barry's baby sister, our gigs this week.

Wen and Em talk about rennovating their homes/lives, additions to the house and also the family, Em announces a new arrival. Also comedy festival analysis - to curate or not curate or is it really already curated?

Wen's 20th wedding anniversary is coming up, will she get China or a $10 parma & pot? Em & Wen confess they have made up songs for their pets. Em's flying fringe visit to Radelaide, Wen renegged on the going grey, just for a yoghurt ad audition and Em has hard rubbish all over her frontage.

Em and Wen interview Angelina's leg, discuss hirsuteness, mini breaks, horrible pools, Wendy gives an Oscar worthy performance, blocked ear holes and the fact that there's not enough good news in the world.

Summer Holidays, or caravan in your backyard, Andre Rieu wrecks havoc in Geelong, how much soap is too much, parties with a theme, and can you win friends with a kitten?