
Closeout of the season! Voting resources linked below:Vote.org MAIN PAGE - favorite this to your phone! Get election reminders from Rock The Vote Get election reminders from Vote.org Join "Swing Left" in an effort to flip the house and the senate - there's lots of ways to participateGround Truth / Swing Left: volunteer phone banking from home Ground Truth/ Swing Left: volunteer orientation, 30 min, from home 🍕🍕🍕vote together with friends, family, community! get everyone out there! maybe get pizza afterwards or something! have fun! see you next season!
Mar 25
4 min

In this beautifully bizarre and wildly human episode of Mystic Theory, Luchiana explores the sacred (and sometimes silly) connection between our minds, bodies, and everything in between. If you’ve ever felt like a floating brain trying to spiritually ascend while your body throws out error messages like a Windows 95 PC—this one’s for you.We cover:→ Your body as container and vehicle of your consciousness → How stress is contagious—literally (yep, by smell) → Why crying, crawling, and shaking like a gazelle might save your nervous system → The Wild Woman’s Way & nonlinear movement → Compliments as free brain-altering magic → What your body is radiating to othersWith poems, research, editor’s notes, and even animal pose tutorials, this one reminds you that your body isn’t a nuisance—it’s your most loyal companion.Calm article on Body-mind connectionSecondhand Stress - Harvard Biz ReviewLiving with a Narcissist has physical symptomsTweet about marriage What happens in the brain when you give someone a complimentHere’s the reason why women need more sleep than men(Outdated ?) Time Article on the sweaty T-shirtsLater study on the same topic that seems to debunk-slash-recommend more info for future studies Unravelling the mystery of attraction the the varsity, TorontoHere's another really cool article on this topic from the Scientific American!Wild Geese by Mary OliverMedium Article on Peter Levine's book "Waking the Tiger: Healing Trauma"The Only 5 Animal Movements you'll ever needLINKS & THINGS MENTIONED
Mar 24
1 hr

Episode Summary:Manifestation: Capitalism, Control, and the Cosmic BoobIn this playful but piercing episode of Mystic Theory, Luchiana is joined by Juhi Baig (Eye & Compass) for a no-fluff exploration of manifestation—why it’s everywhere, what’s helpful, and what’s quietly harming us.Inside the spiral:→ Why the “SP” trend might be a symptom, not a solution→ The dark side of popular manifestation language: force, control, conformity→ How capitalist values sneak into spiritual spaces→ The truth about self-concept, and the slow magic of nervous system safety→ Plus: the Cosmic Boob theory, discussed at lastThis one is a liberating reframe of what it really means to create change—on your terms, in your body, and through your own mystic logic.Connect w/ Juhi:Get a reading with Juhi (special promotion!)Connect with Juhi on Instagram Juhi's website Connect with me Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on Patreon
Jan 24
1 hr 48 min

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Jan 5
26 min

Episode Summary: Krampus, Christmas Chaos, and Unhooking the ChainsOriginally recorded in 2022 for Luchiana’s Occultist Yule series on Patreon, this festive and feral follow-up to Part 1 explores the Devil tarot card through the lens of Christmas, Krampus, chaos, and personal autonomy.Inside this episode:→ Why the Devil card is secretly a holiday card (and why it makes sense)→ Krampus as the goat-demon son of the Norse goddess Hel—who steals children in the night→ Christmas parties, primal selves, and year-end shadow expression→ How social obligations, family expectations, and gift guilt mirror the Devil’s illusion of chains→ A much-needed reminder: You can unhook yourself any timeWhether you’re navigating chaos with grace or wondering how to say “no” with your whole chest, this episode offers catharsis, cultural folklore, and a permission slip to break the rules of the season.🎄 Bonus: office parties gone wild, pomegranate juice, and devilish meditations...Connect with me Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on PatreonSources & Things Mentioned:Krampus - Britannica Goddess Hel - Britannica Meet Krampus - History.com Who is Krampus? - National Geographic
Dec 19, 2025
35 min

Episode Summary: Chains, Shadows, and Indulgence: The Tarot Devil, Pan, and Personal PowerOriginally recorded in 2022 as part of a Christmas-themed mini-series on Patreon, this darkly delicious episode of Mystic Theory dives deep into the tarot’s most misunderstood card—The Devil.Inside this episode:→ The Devil card as a mirror of indulgence, repression, and wild freedom→ Baphomet, Pan, and the demonization of Pagan imagery→ Boundaries, addiction, control, and the illusion of being trapped→ How to ride with your demons instead of being chained to them→ Chaos, shadow work, inner darkness… and goats (yes, really)Whether you’re dancing with your inner devils or trying to take off the chains, this is a gorgeously tangled look at personal liberation, subconscious taboos, and finding power in what’s been cast out.Connect with me Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on PatreonSources & Things Mentioned:👹 devil card images for you to reference 👹 Greek God Pan - Britannica Baphomet - Britannica Magickal Tarot by Robyn Valentine Understanding Tarot by Liz Dean
Dec 6, 2025
35 min

🧞♀️ What If Fate Isn’t the Enemy, But the Portal?In this slow, reflective, and strangely liberating episode of Mystic Theory, we spiral into the Stoic idea of Amor Fati—loving one’s fate—as a mystical act, a mindset shift, and a surprisingly modern tool for spiritual survival. Originally aired on Patreon, this episode is now unlocked for the public.Inside this episode:→ How Stoicism intersects with spellwork, chaos magick, and mystic theory→ Reflections on nostalgia, surrender, and resisting the impulse to “fix” ourselves→ Zeno, Lady Bird Johnson, Queer Eye, and the radical act of saying “yes” to life→ The energetic difference between fighting fate vs. romancing itWhether you’re resisting your current chapter or trying to reclaim it, this one’s a gentle nudge toward making peace with your weird, beautiful now.Connect with me Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on PatreonSources & Things Mentioned: Amor Fati: The Formula for Human GreatnessAndy's quote from The Office Speedy's Episode of Queer Eye: Season 7, Episode 3 - avail on NetflixWesley's Episode of Queer Eye: Season 4, Episode 2 - maybe on Netflix?Wesley From Queer Eye Thanks the Man Who Shot Him—But It Almost Didn’t HappenIt’s Only After You’ve Lost Everything That You’re Free to Do Anything (HISTORY of Zeno, founder of Stoicism) Alone Together - The Story of LBJ's Infidelity Bonus link: about Ladybird Encyclopedia of 5,000 Spells Judika IllesExistential Kink - Carolyn Elliott
Nov 22, 2025
51 min

Episode Summary: What is the Death Card? Transformation, Sacrifice, and Tarot’s Sacred ScytheOriginally posted on Patreon in 2022, this introspective episode of Mystic Theory unpacks the rich metaphor of the Death card—not literal death, but the thousands of tiny deaths we experience in a lifetime.Inside this deep-dive into symbolic transformation:→ What the Death card really means (it’s not always scary)→ Why every desire requires a sacrifice—and how to name it→ Letting death ride through your “village”: surrendering to endings that clear the path→ The bare bones of self: what stays when everything else must go?→ Tarot imagery breakdowns from Rider-Waite, Biddy, and more→ Venus, Mars, balance, and the unexpected role of iced coffee in death cycles→ 2-step verification for decision-making: a tool for real life and tarot alikeThis episode is for anyone in a season of shedding. Come ride with Death, define your non-negotiables, and let the rest go.Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on PatreonSources & Things Mentioned:death card images for you to reference my podcast: What is samhain, halloween and los muertos?
Nov 10, 2025
45 min

Episode Summary: Communicating with the Dead — Symbols, Smoke, and Psychic LanguageOriginally recorded in 2022 and reposted for the public pod, this Mystic Theory episode explores the wild and wonderful question: how do the dead speak to us—and how do we learn to speak back?Inside this chatty and thought-provoking episode:→ Language of the unconscious: why the dead (and your intuition) speak in symbols, not English→ A story of incense smoke spelling hello (yes, really)→ Mediumship mechanics: how psychics develop a symbolic “vocabulary” with spirit→ Reflections on Day of the Dead altars, ancestral lineage, and what we might be carrying in our cells→ Thoughts on Rebecca Rosen’s book Spirited and the messy overlap of imagination and intuitionPlus:→ Do the dead always know what’s going to happen?→ Are mediums reading the spirits… or reading us?This episode is one big beautiful spiral of curiosity—with no answers, just expansive questions.If you’ve ever wondered what it would sound like if your grandma called you from the afterlife on a psychic landline… you’re in the right place.Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on PatreonSources & Things Mentioned:Spirited - book by Rebecca Rosen Podcast with Jameela Jamil and Tyler Henry Life After Death show with Tyler Henry
Oct 25, 2025
35 min

Episode Summary: You Are Here Because Something Else Is NotOriginally recorded in October 2023 as part of Luchiana’s Season of the Witch series on Patreon, now released into the wild.This cozy-ominous episode of Mystic Theory is a love letter to the dead. Or rather—all the dead things you’re made of.Inside this episode:→ Why your phone, your car, and your body are all powered by death→ What fossil fuels and mammoth moms have in common→ The haunting truth: you are a stack of ghosts who learned to talk→ A reverent ode to Mitochondrial Eve and Grandmother Tetrapod→ And the spooky-cool reason you’re only here because something else is notIt’s part existential, part spiritual, part weird science—and all October.Get my newsletters on substack Get access to 5 years worth of my work on PatreonSources & Things Mentioned:Soil composition - Nat Geo Humus - Nat Geo Fossil fuels - Nat Geo Fossil Fuels - Smithsonian Ocean 99% of plastic - Center for International Environmental Law Every Cell In Your Body Is Infused With The Collapse Of A Star - Huffpost How the Sun was born - Nat Geo Fossil Record Tetrapod - UC Berkeley Ancient 4-limbed fish reveals origin of human hand Waco Mammoth Monument Maranasati Meditation - Mindfulness of Death Want to feel thrilled to be alive? Try death meditation - LA Times Rowena Tsai - morning routines video
Oct 10, 2025
38 min
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