Andy and Brian unlock the Porch this week to discuss a new twist on an old classic. What if you took the sport of American Baseball (beisbol), got rid of the bats, made the ball smaller and used your hand to hit it off a tee? Genius new sport of the future, or brainworm-riddled RFK Jr. fever dream? You decide!

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partridgecloud/S02E01/gif/aJQlru3HUK8s.gif Andy and Brian bounce back like Dennis Hopper before hopping forward like Big Bopper.

Andy and Brian open up the Porch to answer the question that has bothered mankind for millenia: If a tree falls in the forest and takes out the Dark Web, are you still anonymous??

Ep. 56 - Disneyfan by Andy Metz and Brian Necastro

Andy and Brian open the Porch to kick off the NBA Playoff season. Among other things, you'll hear about: -How are we driving? In other words, how accurate were our preseason picks... -JB Bickerstaff and Cade Cunningham's argument style -Improved rules to turn Adam Silver into Adam Gold -An updated TargetLock (patent-pending) NBA Finals prediction

Andy and Brian open up the Porch for a gala event where they spend a small portion of this episode kicking around ideas for their third and inevitably most glorious EP. It's going to be full of fast beats and faster rhymes (well, actually, they'll ideally sync up....). We also discuss dog breeds and Bounce fabric softener. Enjoy!

Andy and Brian hit the spotlights on the Porch this week to bring you a full episode of NBA news and notes. You'll hear about: -Jonas Valanciunas' pre-game rituals -Memories of 17-year old Bulls' teams -HOT ANALYSIS -Funny jokes.

Andy and Brian open up the porch and find a box of money. April Fools! They actually find a lot of really solid get-rich-quick-ideas. Come to think of it, that's as good as a box of money...

Andy and Brian talk dogs. What is a dog? How do I find a dog? Would you be my dog? Later, they embark on an ill-fated journey to discover potential new domesticated pets.

Andy and Brian open the porch using a cake to celebrate their 50th Episode! After cleaning all the cake off the door, they talk about something near and dear to their hearts... Bond. James Bond.