The Plastics Podcast
The Plastics Podcast
The Plastics Podcast
Welcome to The Plastics Podcast, a comprehensive soccer podcast focusing on the European continent with a special lens on the Premier League and the United States National Team, through the eyes of three American wankers. Join us as we try to figure out what in the world is going on!
118. Oscar Bobbs Burger
After a holiday absence away, the gang takes its leisure in watching the winter premier league fixtures as they rage on throughout the midseason. This episode will focus on this weekend fixtures, most notably, Newcastle vs Man City as well as Man United vs Tottenham including any January transfer window observations, and finally, the lions chances at a superbowl title! No i did not jinx it!
Jan 15, 2024
50 min
117. May I Be Frank, Thomas?
This week, the Liverpool Manchester game lives up to all the hype that Jacob predicted! A thrilling waste of time sees Klopps men drop 2 points and Arsenal take their rightful place at the top of the league. Elsewhere, Aston Villa take a combative win over Brentford and continue their blazing form while Maddie's favorite team in the universe bottoms out, bummer.  This vibe checks on champions league draws, and why New York City is now listed as a sub tropical climate! Welcome to the show!
Dec 18, 2023
44 min
116: Newcastle Away Vs. Blair; Who Would Win?
The gang lost all semblance of narrative during the week extravaganza of games as Aston Villa drink milk, kick ass, and run out of milk, Dycheball rears its beautiful bald head, and fires rage everywhere for teams across the league. The gang dives into the 3 match slog the league had to go through.  Bayer Leverkusen lead the bundesliga, girona lead la liga, all bets are off folks!
Dec 11, 2023
1 hr 9 min
115. Unai Emery With a Steel Chair?!
A weekend of games galore! Not only on the weekend of the Lions Packers AND the UM OSU rival fixtures! We also get some of the big contenders this premier league season going head to head! Its Manchester City and Liverpool pulling the wishbone to see who gets the longer bit at the  Etihad! Also, Tottenham, and whats this? Unai Emery with a steel chair?!??! Lots of action this weekend that really sees the top four get ever more stuffed (like a turkey). This, some Everton talk after their comfortable loss to Man U, and a post international break FPL update!
Nov 27, 2023
1 hr 8 min
114. International Break Files: The Greggaissance
This week! The international break sees a 1 home 1 away game for our boys in CONCACAF as they find their first victory over the weekend! Also, we take some time to discuss Everton and the absolute hurricane they find themselves in this season!
Nov 20, 2023
1 hr 6 min
113. The Table of Handsomeness
This week! Burnley ask some questions of Arsenal but are quickly rebuffed by silky Leandro Trossard and co, Liverpool look very steady against a dangerous Brentford, and Chelsea and Manchester City have one of the craziest games of the season in a game that had all the bells and whistles! This, looking to the international break, and a very high scoring week of FPL!
Nov 12, 2023
1 hr 8 min
112. PGMOL? More like PGLOL
Returning back to the pod This week! And You guessed it! A perfectly normal MMA match happened between Newcastle and Arsenal, Bruno Guimaraes from the top rope saw Newcastle through, Brentford kept their composure in an incredibly entertaining comeback against West Ham at the GTech Community Stadium! When did that name change? So uninspiring! And finally Liverpool come up short in what should have been a business as usual game against Luton. This, a top 4 conversation now that we’re a quarter of the way through the season, and yet another FPL update!
Nov 6, 2023
1 hr 14 min
111. If Arsenal is Charizard, then Chelsea is Blastoise.
This Week! Chelsea grab a draw from the jaws of victory against a clunky Arsenal, Doku dabbles his dribbles against a disappointing De Zerbi defense, and Villa vindicates their vicious vibes against a very vacant West Ham. 
Oct 23, 2023
52 min
110. USMNT: Christian Pulisic is Classically Handsome
This week! The boys make a brief one half showing against a newly minted Germany! The ups and downs of the performance to be discussed! Also, what to expect for the coming match against Ghana! We touch on the upcoming nuptials between Jim Ratcliffe and Manchester United and what general feelings this might bring up for fans and the likes.
Oct 16, 2023
1 hr 7 min
109. Shaken, Stirred, and all things Mctween
This week! The table is shaken! North London Reigns supreme! Manchester United thank their lor and savior Scott McTominay as he carries them to a much needed victory over Brentford, Brighton showcase more worldclass youth talent against Liverpool at the Amex! And Arsenal follow through on their General Douglas MacArthur impression against City in a match described as “Super interesting if you like tactical off ball stuff!” This, another FPL roundup, and looking ahead to the international break!
Oct 9, 2023
1 hr 9 min
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