PBS should hire me to do a cool show for kids

The oral/aural history of Nirvana drummer, Dave Hole. Also, polyamory: what is it?

Like the title says this took two weeks to make. This is my magnum opus. Uploads are gonna be pretty erratic/sporadic for the coming weeks or months or years. Every week can't be a burst of sudden genius like this one.

I make my own MONTERO after the Norm Macdonald news. Actually that's a lie I just got drunk and rambled for the first thirty minutes, revisited the project after a few days, and did a cold closing. 

Who would've thought that talking with no direction into a microphone for more than five minutes would produce something bad? Certainly not me. 

Everyone was gearing up for the next phase of their lives this week, so here's the laziest episode yet. Kinda literally. You'll see what I mean. This is for my entertainment now. Unlucky number 13 if you fuck with that.

World renowned and mentally ill BIPOC artist Wings of Sadism sits down with me to talk about whatever the fuck we ended up talking about. Ben performs a wonderful introduction to the interview in a style reminiscent of professional talk radio, the bane of my existence. Who fucking cares at this point. I ruin it by trying to pad out the run time by doing a solo cold open where I bitch about Sinister 2 anyway. Skip like six minutes in if it becomes unbearable. This goddamn keyboard is pissing me off so much trying to type on it. There's been so much going on lately sorry for all of the bullshit. Well actually not sorry, but you get the idea. Just stream his shit and follow us if you want to.

Marvel stole the What If idea from us after listening to this episode. Ben brought a Yeti instead of being normal so maybe there's echo but also I put a noise gate on his track so maybe not. It's-a gonna maybe sound-a kinda bad, eh? Sorry that was really racist against Italians. I know they've had a pretty hard week. We both have watched all of The Olympics. Honest. This is all purely on topic. There's 100% no way that we diverge at all from the incredibly interesting topic of the olympics. Song at the end is MF SIMPSON so go listen to it. It fuckin slaps.

You've heard of friendship simulator? Well check this shit out, motherfucker. Ben serenades us with sexy guitar riffs that would make Carlos Santana kill himself, and I sometimes back him up with a $10 harmonica from Cracker Barrel. I don't know how to play the harmonica. Bella opens up more about childhood trauma or something.  I genuinely think the show might be starting to kind of come together here, I say with a rare lack of sarcasm. Ten episodes. I mean that's pretty big, right? Two digits? Two magical digits. If we ever hit three we'll be ready for it to go into our asses.  So sit back, traveler. Maybe learn a thing or two this time. If you want to feel the warmth of the fire too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsOUv9EzKsg Follow and watch and listen to everyone in the normal places.

Check out our hyper detailed and accurate and super smart takedown of the current neoliberal hellscape that we're living in. No stone goes undistributed to the masses in this one. We fuck with Elon and Grimes, Ted Cruz, Matt Walsh, Bernie Sanders, Batman and Bane and Jokah, and others. Your IQ will quadruple over the course of the episode.  We also try our hands at various impressions. Yikes but also sometimes not yikes. OH RIGHT and I also say that Grimes is from the UK but she’s actually from Canada. My bad. Hopefully these new three person shows will become the norm. It's so much easier to edit. Now that I say that though next week is going to be something ridiculous like eight people. I've manifested something awful.  The plugs:  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DecisionPigeon  Bella's streams: https://www.twitch.tv/letsplaygamesbella  I've heard that five star reviews help the algorithm, but I bet that three star reviews with a bunch of mindless insults about the hosts also help. Go for it.