The Pen 15 Podcast
The Pen 15 Podcast
Olde City Matt
It all starts with three simple words: could you imagine...
Episode 60: Thanks for the Nut, Homos
The final episode. For real this time. And what a send off! Pee Wee Herman on the Titanic is easily one of the top five bits ever in the history of the podcast. We actually just kinda talk about Pee Wee Herman a lot this episode. Also, Celine Dion looks like dogshit. And jerking off to The L Word is my form of peaceful protest. Thanks to everyone who listened. There will never be another Pen 15 Podcast, and Olde City Matt will more than likely retire. So...see ya never, I guess. Tim Wolfe'll be around though.
Sep 13, 2021
33 min
Episode 59: The Penultimate 15 Club
Our second to last episode ever! The final Tim's dad story. The Wal Mart demon. How do you spell computer? This podcast is gay and black.
Sep 10, 2021
21 min
Episode 58: Animal Penis with Dylan Lusk (The Final Penterview)
I'm joined by famous Reno, Northeast Ohio, and Western Pennsylvania comic Dylan Lusk! We discuss how awful Ravenna, OH is, how awful Philly's stand up scene is, that thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was true, the dicksucking app for PS4, and dog dick. I come out as trans in this episode. Also, the name of that bar in Stow is On Tap. It's logo is a bison in a bow tie. It's cute. Two episodes left!
Sep 6, 2021
32 min
Bonus Episode 3: The Blowjob Tree
Originally aired on Patreon October 18th, 2020. Brian, Shawn Beef, and Enigmatic Steve were on this one, plus Tim Wolfe in one of his early appearances before he was a co-host. Shawn brings back his classic character Anne Gyna. Steve made friends with a neo-Nazi. I'm afraid of the Tin Man. We talk about Paris Hilton and Edward Furlong. Shooting up your school is now hack. N Sync songs are all about killing yourself. This was the longest episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. Sad announcement: we're ending the podcast soon. Again. But permanently this time. There are three episodes left after this.
Sep 3, 2021
1 hr 37 min
Episode 57: The Many Flavors of Faggo
We discuss ICP and Juggalos in this one. No lie, this turned out to be probably one of our funniest.
Aug 30, 2021
18 min
Episode 56: I Can't Believe It's Not Up My Ass
This episode contains: -how to make or break a date -the funny thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was real -Charlie Manson's Angels -the story of how Tim found his way back home from Meadville -our (possible) new bit, actor swap. 
Aug 27, 2021
27 min
Episode 55: Hairy Maguire
This episode we tell the true story of how the Indians lost their land! Also, Tim makes a dark confession and I can't tell if he's being ironic or not. You don't wanna miss this one. 
Aug 23, 2021
28 min
Episode 54: Ligger Nuver
Welcome to the Matt and Tim N word power hour! Featuring: -Tim Wolfe would do anything for fame...including that. -That time Tim got a DUI and could finally end things with a girl he didn't like. -How The Shawshank Redemption should've ended, and how every Tom Hanks movie should begin. Shoutout to Kent, OH! Me and Tim finally hung out for the first time in six years!
Aug 20, 2021
30 min
Bonus Episode 2: No Look Liu
This one came out September 2020 and includes such highlights as Smokey the Twink, Pole McCartney, Freedom Kahlo, and No Look Liu, which was my favorite joke made on the podcast during the original run. Again, if you want to see more content like this, spread the word and I will organize some sort of Patreon revival. To see what other juicy goodies we had on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pen15podcast?fan_landing=true
Aug 15, 2021
1 hr 6 min
Episode 53: Sex
Guinea pigs having sex. Ugly people having sex. David Carradine having suicidal sex.  Sex. This episode is dedicated to Trevor Moore. RIP
Aug 13, 2021
21 min
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