What do you do when you are betrayed by someone you trusted? How do you reckon with knowing that they are capable of betraying you? How do you reckon with knowing that you are capable of being betrayed? Can you ever really trust them again once the trust is broken? Certainly, people can change, but does it not follow that they can get worse? They can betray you again in ways that you did not dare to fathom? So what is the balm? Should you never trust again? Surely that is not the life we shall aspire to. But what is the alternative? Blindly taking the hand of those who offer theirs up. Supplicating yourself to those whose truth is known only to themselves. Perhaps we should have seen this coming. The path was rocky and filled with obstacles that we turned a blind eye to in our delight (and our arrogance). But now we are left with all that we have known, shattered in our hands, cutting deep wounds into our palms as we clutch in anguish to that which we once held dear. There is a grief that cannot be spoken, only felt. Raise us up, reporters, for we are in need of your healing touch. You are our only safe haven in this storm. You are the last pillar of truth we know. 

INT. BAR - NIGHTBRIAN FITZGERALD stands alone at the bar. He tries to get the bartender's attention. MAGI sidles up to the bar near Brian.MAGIHey, my twin--Magi nods toward LYNDSEY who waves shyly at Brian from where she sits alone in a booth.MAGI (CONT'D)--saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe. Can you be on our popular podcast, The Olsen Report? Magi steps closer to Brian.BRIANCan you give me space?MAGISure, you can do The Case of the U.S. Space Camp Mission! I'll send the zoom link.BRIANok.fin.

Couldn't think of a description. Here's a recipe for scones:INGREDIENTS2 cups  all-purpose flour1/2 cup granulated sugar1 TBSP baking powder1/2 tsp Morton kosher salt or table salt 1/2 cup very cold unsalted butter, cut into small cubes1 large egg, cold1/2 cup heavy cream, cold1 cup fresh or frozen blueberries or other mix-in (optional)a few tablespoons of additional heavy cream for brushing the topsturbinado sugar for sprinkling the tops (optional)INSTRUCTIONSPreheat the oven to 425F .In a large bowl whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and any other herbs or spices you may choose to add until well combined.Add the pieces of cold butter and cut into the dough using a pastry cutter or a fork until the texture or coarse meal. Toss your berries or other mixins if using throughout the mixture at this point.Lightly whisk together the heavy cream, the egg, and any zests or extracts you may decide to use. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and mix just until the liquid is absorbed. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured countertop. With floured hands, gently pat out the dough to about 1" thick. Fold the dough in half and then turn it 90 degrees. Pat out and fold again about 5 more times. Be very gentle with the dough here.Pat the dough out to an 8 or 9-inch circle (about 1 inch thick) and cut into 8 triangle-shaped pieces.Gently transfer the scones onto a parchment paper or silicone baking mat lined baking sheet. Brush lightly with cream and sprinkle liberally with turbinado sugar, if desired.Place in the freezer for 5-10 minutes to firm up before baking. This is technically optional, but your scones won't spread as much if you do this.Bake at 425F for 13-16 minutes until golden brown. If desired, sprinkle with extra turbinado sugar for more texture.Store leftovers completely cooled in an airtight container for up to 2 days. OR wrap cooled scones in plastic wrap and store in the freezer for up to 3 months. Refresh in the oven at 325F  until warmed through.

Who is having THAT conversation? Magi and Lyndsey are! They cover the twin's historic 2004 interview on Oprah's talk show to promote the film New York Minute. 

Lyndsey Kempf and Magi "I pay for youtube" Calcagne may never UNDERSTAND why Mary Kate Olsen did Weeds. But with her, they will always STAND.

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Well, Reporters, what sort of happened with this episode was that we goofed it. Pobody's nerfect as one might say. Mea culpa.  We'll get 'em next time. 

Do you like erotica? Do you like true crime? Do you like shocking twists? Do you like emotional revelations? Do you like special guests? Do you like fun facts? Do you like spoilers for the 2017 USA series The Sinner? Do you like vibing? Then do we have the episode for you!

"The youth pastor is a wake and baker." - Mary-Kate Olsen's only line in this episode of Weeds.Magi and Lyndsey talk astrology, spoil the 2017 USA crime drama The Sinner, and carry on the legacy of a fanfic written about Mary-Kate. What more could you ask for?

Magi and Lyndsey are reunited after a long week to talk about incest, Australian accents, and coffee enemas. They are joined by a special guest for a new segment made BY gamers FOR gamers.