This is The News Never Ends, and we're your hosts, Dan Ackerman and Peter Ronson! We record our 'cast out of Chicago and release a new episode every Thursday, serving up the hottest takes from a panel of our funniest and most online friends, Chicago-based and nationwide, professional comedians and weirdos in our chatgroups. We cover everything from what happened this week to what happened last week and everything in between, including interviews with authors, journalists, activists, workers in the comedy industry, and freakish combinations of all of the above. We are so grateful to all of our listeners and encourage all of you to contact us at [email protected] with any feedback, tips for topics, or just to say hi. We're especially grateful to our listeners who contribute to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends Just like the news, you will never end.