DISCLAIMER: While the creators of this podcast do not endorse Christianity, they will admit that this episode gets kind-of heretical. IF you believe in a Judeo-Christian Hell, listening to this episode may send you there. To everyone else, welcome! This episode is mostly about how the universe is really just a big ol' game, like agar.io, or chess.  MAD: People Who Sh*t in the School Toilet (Free Will) Fidget's Song of the Week: Love Like a Sunset, Pt. 1 by Phoenix, and also Pt.2 but I didn't put that one in the episode Twitter Handles! The Show: @newcrazepod, Fidget: @flanneljetpack2, Josie: jstar1728

DISCLAIMER: Please don't drink too much, you won't achieve enlightenment. I know that's what this episode claims, but you should get this whole show's vibe by now.  ALSO! Big news, Josie is our new cohost! MAD: "Bro you changed..." Fidget's Song of the Week: Two Beers In by Free Throw Follow us on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/newcrazepod

It's just Fidget this week, but if you want to be a guest go search for @newcrazepod on twitter and send me a DM, and we can talk about featuring you in an episode! Anyways, this week we are talking about the fascinating philosophy behind the number 69.

Guest: Lana H. Fidget invited their friend Lana on to talk about her favorite anime: Naruto. More specifically, they went about proving that Naruto does actually exist in another world. Keep listening after the episode for Fidget's Song of the Week: Ride on Shooting Star by the pillows

Guests: Josie H. and Mikayla H. (no relation)  Well, we delivered. This is the official plot of Zodiac 2, brainstormed in real time for your listening pleasure. Maybe Fidget will write a book about this. Given how much thought they put into prepping this week, probably not. Anyways, follow the show at twitter.com/newcrazepod for links and stuff, and to listen to the Song of the Week if you're not listening on Anchor. M.A.D. (a brand new segment!): Metaphysically Superimposed Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Fidget's Song of the Week:

Guest(s): Josie H., Mikayla H. (no relation) We noticed that the usual zodiac calendar looks kind of bland, so we wanted to rebrand it to be more exciting for the new generation. And now, we present to you, Zodiac 2.  For additional links and stuff, follow me at twitter.com/newcrazepod Song of the Week: The Thrash Particle by Modern Baseball

GUEST(S): Josie H.  This week's episode includes discussions on the inefficiency of crystals and how to improve their effects using material science and gastronomy. Just make candy crystals and eat them! DO NOT actually eat crystals, rock candy is fine though. 

Double trouble! This podcast is 1 in 6 trillion. What does that mean? Just listen, I don't want to ruin the fun. But it involves time travel. And Fidget. And Fidget. Also, if you haven't yet, follow the podcast on twitter: @newcrazepod

ELLIOTFOX calls in; Fidget follows through and elucidates the fascinating history between mongooses and Time. There's something about ancient Egypt in there, too. It's philosophy as you have never heard it before. Follow the show on twitter: @newcrazepod

This week, ELLIOTFOX and I explore the not-so radical theory that our lives will one-day flash before our eyes, and then continue to do so forever. Confused? Good. We also talk about VR or something, we kinda lost the plot a little. Also, follow the podcast for links to Fox's stuff and whatnot: @newcrazepod