Wow. In this one, Madison introduces us to the minister and ice cream vendor with at least 2 children Curtis Howe Springer, and Meghan tells us about the horrific conditions that befell George Washington on his deathbed. Just give him water, bro!

Today we are joined by our very first special guest: newly-minted pigeon enthusiast and general bird questioner Claire Young. We learn a lot about the humble pigeon at the American Pigeon Museum and Library—from letter-carrying, to racing, to every shimmering thing in between.

Just kill the chicken already! Meghan regales us with yet another upsetting tale, this time of an unfortunately headless chicken named Mike—then Madison takes us home with the wild history of Timothy Dexter.

Talkin’ sports right out of the gate! Meghan gives her hot take on the Olympics, and Madison talks about her love for extreme putt-putt. They plan their coup of the Molossia dictatorship, and present a madlib for their newest patreon member. Then, Meghan takes us on a journey to the Troll Hole Museum.

Madison tells the tale of expert adventuress and con woman Bertha Heyman a.k.a. “Big Bertha”, and Meghan continues her coverage of self-proclaimed micronations with an introduction to The Republic of Molossia, run by a guy named Kevin.

Meghan and Madison share their takes on chess, celebrate some good museum news, then take a quick detour over to reddit before heading to the Idaho Potato Museum. From there, all bets are off - we’re just entirely too excited to be talkin’ spuds with our best buds.

Today we learn someone named Josh declared himself the first Emperor of the United States in the 19th century, and also we learn about pecunia non olet which is a Latin phrase about pee.

Don’t buy a sex toy at a flea market. Just… don’t! In this satisfying episode, Meghan and Madison head to San Francisco, California to visit the world famous “Good Vibrations” Antique Vibrator Museum.

Sorry, what are sweetmeats??? Immature historians Meghan and Madison read some Wikipedia articles about The Fairy Investigation Society and Kottabos: the world’s first drinking game.

Meghan and Madison address the elephant in the room: a mutual admiration of elephants. Then we take a rollercoaster of a journey to Philadelphia, PA, home of the Mütter Museum, where we ask way too many questions about the sex lives of conjoined twins.