Woah! What happened? I could have sworn it was just yesterday that our last episode went up...but we must have got caught up in some kind of quantum tornado time machine or something! Anyhoo, the boys brought an honorary Bluff onto the show this time, and we think you're really gonna like him. His name is Joshua James Jackson, and he makes some killer music. Go check out his album "Living The Dream", and listen to it front to back. It's funny too, but more so like "haha this is a great album" kind of funny.

The Bluffs are watching a movie called Top Gun this episode. I don't think anyone's heard of it, and I don't think anyone will hear of it again. It's a real spiral down the thought of what movies can be green-lit, and I don't think anyone left the set with a job.

Listeners, I think we can all agree on one thing in this God-forsaken life: parents stink! Thankfully, the Bluffs are here to help you work out all that angst through  a story of taking back power from those that gave you life to begin with, with a little help from some automatons that took the concept of "skin-walker" a little too seriously. I've heard of a bris, but this is ridiculous! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Happy BOO year everyone! Oops, did I scare you? The Bluffs have a bat-tacular episode this week. It's the instant cult classic of 2022, the belle of the ball: Morbius. Jared Let-us in on his little world, his Jared Little world, and we're here to stay! Morbius every episode, baby! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

The Bluffs are back, and they’re blazin’, baby! They love this movie just about as much as they love the taste of that crispy, Cali Kush. But uh oh…the future they spin seems to be free of that great great ganj, and it’s up to two unlikely heroes to make sure that doesn’t happen. email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Uh oh, you thought spooky season was over, but The Bluffs are here to rope you right back in! This week they take you down a river of romance, with a dash of spectral spice…let’s hope you don’t just scream yourself to death while listening >:) email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Wow, I just listened to this episode, and it's left me hungry! This week, The Bluffs whisk us off into a covert mission held between America's top diner franchises, all while snackin' continental and with a sun-roof flapjack! email: [email protected] patreon: patreon.com/themoviebluffs instagram/tiktok: @themoviebluffs

Uh oh! The bluffs are tackling two of Reagan's least favorite issues in this episode: drugs, and rap battles! Will they be able to bob and weave their way through these eggshell issues? Of course, they're actually not that sensitive of issues, and I was just trying to build some suspense.

This week, the Bluffs find a secret prequel to the X-Men franchise: the gritty tale of a doctor scorned not by his peers, but by the hubris of his desire for his white whale. HOT POINTS: Undergraduate Xavier, spider vision...spider butt maybe?

Woah! Hope y'all have your sweet teeth ready to rip, the Bluffs are taking you on a tour through an old classic! Daniel Day Lewis has his work cut out for him in his role of a lifetime this episode when he strikes a chocolate deposit, and becomes the world's premiere Candy Baron. HOT POINTS: Crushing cans for God, Dean Puldapart, and "can you think of anything sweeter?"