The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 3091: Deal or no Dole
What Kind of a Dole? Throbbin' Hood. Is that a slice of cheese in your taco or are you just happy to see me? He went to a plantation upstate. They've taken my crotch to Isengard. Tangential Jennings. Jabba tat. Jessica Biel is Real, Not a Character. I was a Feud contestant once, then I took an arrow to the knee. It's not more secure, it's just annoying. Two Hands and a Kickstand. Don't forget the X. Previously on Child Murder Games. Cold Turkey Passkeys. Rising Danders with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/A8xA96-gLnE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 28
1 hr 1 min
TMS 3090: Laika Lot
I Can't Believe It's Not VHS. Escape From Whatever Island. Temu the Hutt. Peeing In Peace. Upcoming Daughter. Clayface welcomes you to the movies! And You Can Fry Twice. Oops, All Boardgames! In N Outlaw Burger. Don't laser cut PVCeeeeeeeee! Bat Oldsmobile. Closey Box. Zinc and the whatnot. Stop motion stratosphere. You want that laser with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/tKK59V8pHIc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 27
57 min
TMS 3089: Nieces Pieces
Hambone Chamberlain. So Lonesome I Could Edit. That's Brian In The Corner. Pope Granny. I believe genitals are real. Giant poops are what you take, Pooping on the moon. Nextdoor: Always a Mistake. You have no Honor Bar! Why Do Turds Suddenly Appear? This is about the bags of Lunar Poop. No power killed Scott Johnson's Plans. I don't want your damn omelette! Uuuummmm Shirtless Eggs. There are Two Gates One!! Artistic Butthole Choices with Dr. Nikki and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lvxmpLGNkRg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 26
1 hr 26 min
TMS 3088: Minivan Halen
Goreos. Reeky Reeky BO Girl. Gen Z Gang Signs. There are TWO gates. Grandma's birthday party look. Open faced deep fried oreo. What's Lil' Blitz doing these days? You know she's got talent! No Cracker Island, No Vaccine, and No Lt. Yar! Brian Ibbott: Wing-Eating Champ. Mothra Ra Riot. Going to the airport and I'm gonna be miserable. My life is Static, PHP free. Concerts are better when flavored with Free. The damn Hoi Paloi. 90s Glamour Shots with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2N8kri9ez4c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 22
1 hr 21 min
TMS 3087: Glape 2.0
Frogpants for Algernon. Halloween Lawn Peen. Visit the Stan Lee Chocolate Factory, You Silly Person. Do Dogs Have Problems Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Dixon of Hill. How is this so offensive? I was expecting a Dachshund with a longer wheel-base. Just Chunks. Scott likes a nice, tight… game. Old Man Worf Business. Butt Token. All marshmallow and no kibble. Isn’t there a Cup called the Stanley Hotel. She’s my Cherry Pot Pie. Choco-Lab-Crackheads with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ihPjbQm74I8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 20
1 hr 14 min
TMS 3086: Quiche Tart Tart
DoorDash: Delivery Doofus. Two Paper Town. Exposed to naked wings. Welcome to Half Passes with Brian Dunaway. Tuner and Hooch. The Rickles Room. Bigger Box of Crayons. Up Like A Pez Dispenser. Quiche Lorraine Baines McFly. The Meat Stands Alone. Scott, the Detuner. Humorous Tickles in the Rickles. Brian is right, in general. Football curry. Magnetic problems with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.Video: https://youtu.be/U6PrDYyt7Eo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 19
1 hr 22 min
TMS 3084: Giraffro
The Denver Bronco. Angry Owl -clap clap- Is Watching You. Do chickens drown in rain? because I like seriously wanted to know. Caught Red Lobster Handed. Hide yo kids, hide yo cats. Scott and Brian share a bar of soap. Stupid sexy mantis. No Sweaty Cheetos. Not the Red Sock. I hope they have good nachos. I'm stupid. Would you eat me, Scott? Like Elliot and a box of cookies. No misinformation bots were harmed in the making of this episode. 84 foot strand of wieners. Raising Scott with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/3ufoa0UNIYw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 15
1 hr 10 min
TMS 3083: Crow Magnum
Ebola Holmes. Ask Scott to Ask Brian to Ask Tom. It's not Delivery System, it's Delsym. Belgish. Pee Wee's Taco Bell. Gross germy ring. The kind of typo you can get behind. Oh yeah?! Well the Jerk Store called, and they're all out of FreeHotelRoom. British, with a moustache. I reverse engineered the path less traveled and it made all the difference. Ass flavor is how you know it's working. Yolo Lung. Oops all pools. I was hoping for another error. Getting knowledgeified with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Fill out the survey at http://tiny.cc/tadpoolsurvey VIDEO: https://youtu.be/qum4qv8Q1z0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 14
1 hr 9 min
TMS 3082: Deep Fried Disappointment
Daily Mucus Headlines. Cro "Magnum" man! What's his power? I Don't Like Creeeeeeeeed. William Default. The Teenth Offensive. The Gregorian Chant Calendar. There are THREE Layers! Thank you and dammit! Bone Temple Pilots. Hair Metal Template. Never Known a Zevon. That thing with the Elvis kid. What kind of a redo deal. Red Bread Redemption. A Standard Deviation Away with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/wuHdiXpO628 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 13
1 hr 13 min
TMS 3081: Death, Taxes & Bots
A million bots suddenly cried out in terror, and then silenced. Smuggling Wine around Denver. Weekend With Barryyyyyyy. Miss Information and her Russian Bots. Oops! All Passes. Pens are Cool. 10 Birds in the Bulge are Worth 2 in the Bush? The Clown is watching!! HEY! Is It Too Early To Get Wet at a Jack in the Box? Dear Martha, This Pen Was Really Expensive. Suck it up, squirt it out. Lyft your urine. Best Thong Monday. Grab the bull before he grabs you. Detecting sarcasm with dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Bq7ftR0xAos Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 12
1 hr 15 min
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