The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 3075: Boneless Weiners
Go Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. This Is About The Jugs Of Fish Sauce. Who wants to be a Milliner. Resting screen face. Sitcom with Boobs. Per people. I can pop one out every 45 minutes. Kim's Weird Witch Power. You Get NO Friendship, NO Free Tesla & NO LT YAR! Slumdog billionaire, a Hebrew National. More Ridiculously Tall Ladies, Please! Mold-Head Todd and the Bill Dorans and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/FYFx9ktaecA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 29
1 hr 3 min
TMS 3074: A Whiff of Chicken
It's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Young Guns. A Wild Helen Hunt Appears. A lot disappointing. I Can't Believe It's Not Fried Chicken. In my head Pisa, In my mouth Pizza. Spider-Man: European Vacation. Terrible Matching Play Button & Tie. Hallpass Hotel. Raining AND a Monday with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WNY9GO-MMYY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 28
1 hr 12 min
TMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out
Is Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon. Nerd Culture Indoctrination. Bend over and show 'em the star. Sticky Outy Wings. I don't like DEEEEEEEEEET! Not my circus, not my monkeys. Crappy Three-Way Deal. Maybe I don't understand malaria. Pepper Spray Flavored Popcorn. Of Courst. I'm Right and You're Wrong with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cXdORy-5pLc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 24
1 hr 16 min
TMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson
Encrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran Juice Jones. Umbillicus fungus. A Guy Named Stoked. Pulling It Out Of A Spigot. How Deep is your Purple. Rusty Korean Punchbag. Apple banana copulation. I have nipples scott, can you draw me? There's Samsung in my Apple with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/fmIPyesw1ek Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 23
56 min
TMS 3071: Cold Water Snob
Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER. Splooting is Cool. My Darwings. Plowin' Through Poi. Graphic Groins. Release The Poem Files. Laying Out Some Denver Beef. More phonia than phobia, amirite? There's a person I'm married to that I cannot sit across from. Old man vaccines with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/P2v2px0WQ0c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 22
1 hr 7 min
TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck
Nothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only have records in them. Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day! Unhygenic storage of dirty water. Head lab. Candle-Burnin' Hippies. No Fun Without Murder and Human Sacrifice. Besmirching Entire Nations. Spotting unethical bodies, with Dr. Nikki. It's good but not funny and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/i1k6RXlZrv8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 21
1 hr 10 min
TMS 3069: Capable Dinks
My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Flying fast as a Concord... right into failure. Waist high Herbie. Too plump in the middle. Mostly Husky with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/A9KAh4SGfQY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 16
1 hr 4 min
TMS 3068: Island of the Hut
Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, hold the nude. Four Day Cookie Plan. I don't like pronouncing Matthew Reeeeeeeeeeeez. They call that guy Bruce. Chasing the Dragons with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cvIfITKAlCM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 15
1 hr 11 min
TMS 3067: Feral Kids
Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. Balloon artillery. Broccoli Haired Alpacas. H R Dead-N-Stuffed. The smell of life! Buzz Aldrin, next on the TMS curse? Breaking Recommental Silence with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0BQUsJlIGyg  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 14
1 hr 25 min
TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia
Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does a bear shit in the Subaru. Put the Climax Where it Needs to Be. Oops! All Screens! Seoul Kaiju. Little bouts of dialogue. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Was He. All commas, no decimal points. Velclo Fry. Almost smarter than the average bear. The Milk and Meat of Burps. The Baltimore Corvids. Relative By Blood with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6dQ5yL9qdGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 10
1 hr 21 min
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