The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TMS 3059: Cabbage Fiasco
Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music. Group-Based, Turn-Based Bullshit. You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Fried Crust with Goo. A Magical Time of Complicatedness. Last Person that Everybody Liked. Context matters, dipshit. Show me your pickle with Brian Dunaway. Sun on a shingle with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YrNAEj12H0I Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 26
1 hr 5 min
TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate
Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get Your Bits And Your Segments STRAIGHT! Polyblend Workout. Am I having a Migraine or a Mind-graine? McDoxing your order. So, apparently, without further ado... Who's Ruby? The Official Word on Placebos. That Motherfather Effect is Not Real! Subs as a Service. Repairs on a corpse with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/YYKRo37jE1Q Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 25
57 min
TMS 3057: A pair of teef
The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee side effects. Is it too early for a class action lawsuit? We're not the cancer cells your looking for. Greasy Ibbott vs HR. Dearest Claude. Be nice to the LLMs. The Pud has a Drink. Merck your disease with Bobby. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lgMWJ8_K7NI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 24
1 hr 15 min
TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th
Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile Throttling. My dinner with Weekend at Bernie's. I can bike 16 donuts per hour. Caution plate may be hot. Six Holes and One Peg, I'm In Danger. There's a hole in da roof! I would nuke that for a dollar. Slowpamine with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lyDLGeIuNa8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 20
1 hr 17 min
TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck
A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man? Magic Carp pet. Leave Your Diseases In The Pool. Enjoy the Djiardia. Matched wits party unit. The Devil's Three-way. I kissed the ground and I liked it. Big Red Pile Of Pudding. Exposed to The Elephants with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0aMGBZ7_1zI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 19
1 hr 1 min
TMS 3054: Wet Ribs
Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman with a Buncha Dudes. I recommend the soup of the day, it's extra wet. Don't Block my SWIG hole! Cookie money. Scott's A Lizard. Squeeze off some concrete. Ant-Man and the Four Monkeys. Everything in moderation, except female protagonists...with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iiiX3GWU2-g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 18
1 hr 7 min
TMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon
Dunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + Brown Water. My monkey, Le Poop! Mid-air Squat. Screamin' Chip Hawkins. Lovin' Characters Until You Don't. The Uncool Uncle. Wiid-mote. Don't slice the younglings. My Dad didn't smoke enough cigarettes. So smart it's stupid, with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lJ-fXV706eQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 17
1 hr 15 min
TMS 3052: Polite Bear
The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R in Crusher. Be a real man with the doorbell. Raw Dong Simmons. We have authoritarianism at home. I got this new thing and beat the big boss. I watched Longmire so I am an expert in Wyoming. Practice Relax. Eu-3.5-ia. If your burnout lasts more than four hours, consult Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/xx3bc0qqpB4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 13
1 hr 15 min
TMS 3051: Queet
Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji? Tastes like Lindeloff. We want Beaver Justice for Cooter. That song's about a lady part. The Ghost from the TV Show Ghosts. Bob Crack It. No! games! till dispatch! I don't like days of Dooooooooom. The Department of Money with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NsDIMoPXIzQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 12
1 hr 9 min
TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco
Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn Right. There Are FOUR Joes. Slow Motion Pigeon Master. People want stupid articulated dragons. Speaking Roman. Cartel franchising. I need the LARGE tips. Don't Think of Oasis. Kiss the Chicken on the Lips. Less ass more Jack. Four Lefts with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2DPhLBs0KsY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 11
1 hr 17 min
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