lyrics:a wooden dresslast night, i carved you a wooden dressto protect youfrom the world's unsavory caressfrom the world's unrelenting molestfor no man I know can molestthrough a wooden dress.sculpted and flowingwith wood grain a glowinga little leg showingthis dress makes the rest look like crap!and it lasts!if you love it, it loves you right back!that's some magicit's wooden, not fabric!timeless, foreverand built for all weatherthis dress is a treasurethis dress buries treasures in itI wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden thatyou could be married in itI wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden thatyou could be buried in itnot that you're dead or necessarily even dyingbut it could happen, hey it could happenand when you least expect itin that case, the best case is ifyou were encased in that dressI'd dig a little grave and well, you know the rest