in fact, i'm actually straight.music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spencelyrics:I don't care what they sayI don't care, I'm not gay-ay-ay-ayNo in fact, I'm actually straight100% stray-ay-ay-aitMark that down in your books!I'm not one who would give a look orsuck anybody's cock!no that's not what i wantIf i was gayeverybody would knowi'd run round the townto spy the seeds that i could sowall type of dickput em into my mouthget em real stiffand maybe bring em further southdown to my buttBUT!i'm tellin ya im not gayin fact im actually straighttheres not much i can saydont have to get so complicatedgo out and tell all your friends!i don't want their rear endsfor the moment im straightbut i can feel that straightness fadingyes i wait for the daywhere on the horizon a man is waitingto suck my little cockwhen he does i'll be truly happyuntil then i am not