The boys take a break! But they will be back soon.

Picard must outwit a supposed devil who has a returned after a thousand years to claim a planet, it’s people, and the Enterprise! Dan can’t outwit anyone with his latest song parody which returns after no one asked. Cameron returns to his rightful place as the king of camp.

Picard and The Enterprise must keep the Federation from collapsing into a war with Cardassian Empire! Dan and Cam talk about war stories and feelings! Plus a special surprise!

Data records a log of his day, which happens to be extremely eventful, for research into how his mind works. Dan fawns over Gates McFadden, which Cameron echoes, which is only a taste of how good this episode is.

Deanna Troi loses her empathic powers. And at the same time, The Enterprise loses all navigation as a cloud of 2D creatures pulls the ship towards a cosmic string! Are the two incidents related and can it be stopped in time? Dan loses his shit on music boxes. And at the same time, Cameron talks about loss and therapy as Deanna’s counseling is evaluated! Are the two hosts in agreement about how great the song “You’re So Vain” is? Plus a special message!

Picard and Wesley are shipwrecked! Can they stay alive on a desert planet with no water long enough for the Enterprise to find them? Wesley is done! Can Dan contain his excitement at a Wesley free TNG with Cam teasing future episodes and cameos?

Riker wakes up in sickbay with no memory of the last 16 years! How did this happen? He’s the Captain now? Picard is an admiral? Is someone pulling a fast one on old Riker? Dan wakes up to how hot LeVar Burton has always been! How did he miss this? How gross does Picard look in old-age makeup? Is Cameron ready to make trombone jokes?

Picard is forced to determine the next supreme leader of the Klingon Empire! Plus the return diplomatic envoy K'Ehleyr brings complicated feelings for Worf and a surprise son! Dan is forced to admit a fondness for Klingon culture as he works on his Gowron impression. Plus the “fridge-ing” of a fan-favorite brings complicating head cannon from Cameron!

When the Enterprise finds itself on the homeworld on dearly departed crewman, Tasha Yar, the crew must befriend her sister, Ishara! But is a friend like her sister, or a betrayal laden tool? When Cameron finds himself confronted with the proto-Karen hair cut, Dan must sing a Star Trek Bond Theme. But is there anything to love in this episode besides a blue leotard and Brent Spiner?

Shhhhhhhore leave!