Beave and Midge are in the studio and topics have a hell of a range. We have a dinner with cops everywhere and Beave sweating the entire time. Midge realizes all uniform wearing individuals are fags. Beave was destined to not be a top tier dick sucker. Parents occasionally gift items for a nice fuck nest. Midge shares his super cool trick to make a grocery trip insanely shorter. The two then discuss what Christmas is like in Hell and branch off to crumpling kids to bring them to God. Beaves messiah Javier Milei is discussed and the future of the Libertarian State. Cops will shoot people but not deer. Birds can't be named by racists, we Spocked racism. Midge gives a in depth guide to being "Civil" at family functions and last but certainly not least we discuss the White Trash Awards! Enjoy the show!!!

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