Oh it's another banger of an episode! Beave starts singing love songs. Midge is slightly intoxicated before work and R gets flabbergasted by the new Trash Award rules. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

The amazing Trio is in the stuido and reminiczing about the year! We go over the most memorable moments in our lives and what it meant to us. Midge chats about cosmology, R talks art and Beave attempts to be a Lions fan! All this and more, Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave and Midge are in the studio and topics have a hell of a range. We have a dinner with cops everywhere and Beave sweating the entire time. Midge realizes all uniform wearing individuals are fags. Beave was destined to not be a top tier dick sucker. Parents occasionally gift items for a nice fuck nest. Midge shares his super cool trick to make a grocery trip insanely shorter. The two then discuss what Christmas is like in Hell and branch off to crumpling kids to bring them to God. Beaves messiah Javier Milei is discussed and the future of the Libertarian State. Cops will shoot people but not deer. Birds can't be named by racists, we Spocked racism. Midge gives a in depth guide to being "Civil" at family functions and last but certainly not least we discuss the White Trash Awards! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We have an email and the greatest question ever proposed to humanity given to the dynamic duo of Beave and Midge. We have it all on this episode, Fun God(Beave) lays down the 6ish commandments of fun. Midge kick starts the laughs by stating what a complete breakfast looks like. Beave chats about a official unofficial Christmas Party. R is absent. We have another conspiracy, this one involving deer. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Welcome to the best damn definition of karaoke ever heard! R spends a weekend with his son and has a great time doing nothing productive. Beave has the best Friday night doing karaoke with his cousins and Mama. Midge gets the boot by his brother in-law and makes a friend from work! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave flys solo in this episode with a smattering of topics separated by an inconvenient break in the action. He rants about Ginger bangin old bitches and GTA 6 being criticized by the old fogies! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave, R, Midge and Nekkie all sit down for a great chat about seeing your sister naked, how many people would it take to repopulate the earth and Nekkie's dream job! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We welcome back Southern Comfort and discuss his latest stand up shows, he is a sucker for getting his soul sucked and how to blast your balls off with the testicuzzi. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Beave come in hot and fires up the podcast with a rant about work and he feels like everyone has felt about work at some point. We broach the Isreal Palestine conflict and how everyone is wrong. Midge gives Starfield a big maybe play it, maybe don't and we round the episode out with some great Secret Santa ideas! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Mac joins us for the fist time! The Audio Circle Jerk mastermind is also R's former gay lover and co-worker. We talk about how much money would it take for Uncle Bill Gates to fuck us, Catholic school girls aren't hot unless they're in uniform, and how great Midge's brother in-law is. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!