The credits have rolled, the password has been revealed. Now we delve into the time capsule that is archive.org, to how virtually poor the past was.
May 3, 2023
9 min
Neo finally internalizes his hero's journey and faces off Smith, once and for all, to decide who gets to run this crazy world
Apr 24, 2023
37 min
Neo shows us what *the one* can really do, meanwhile, the agents continue to debate who *really* won the big game last night
Apr 13, 2023
22 min
If humanity is a plague, what does that make you, ya robo-cop. Meanwhile, Neo and Trinity shoot extended cuts of parkour videos to mail to MTV
Mar 31, 2023
30 min
Turns out the real world isn’t for everyone. No grass to touch — none at all! *spits tasty wheat into bucket*
Mar 24, 2023
29 min
In this episode we see Cypher really get into it with all the double-crossing… by sneezing. Powerful stuff. A sneeze can go a long way. Listen to this episode to learn what we mean by that.
Mar 14, 2023
26 min
Here, Neo meets a strange bald child who teaches him to bend spoons. Oh also, a woman of colour predicts the future for him — or does she?
Feb 28, 2023
23 min
In this episode we learn two key things: Cypher is unhappy in reality and would like to be reinserted into the matrix; also, ‘tasty wheat’ does NOT have everything the body needs
Feb 23, 2023
23 min
Now that Neo FINALLY done with waking up, he learns Jujitsu, and fails to do ‘the jump’ — and he’s a real a bitch about it
Feb 16, 2023
28 min
This is the moment that Neo learns that for his entire life, he has been nothing more than a battery, powering that good old duracel bunny that we refer to as the matrix.
Jan 11, 2023
28 min
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