I try to explain how I thought it would be all right for my kids to be raised by a white lady.

I probably sound crazy as I discuss my "superpower" and I interview Percy about what a freak I am.

I do my best to teach my son to drive and also seem to try my hardest to kill him.

I splash around in the waves of social weirdness when others suspect my son of theft. I do some bad parenting and call the principal a racist