James and Danny pair beef jerky with a nice apéritif and talk about Waffle House.

Danny and James get jacked on Builder protein bars and review brunch at Piccalilli. Also why on earth is Nancy Silverton helping Subway?

James and Danny try to think of food words that aren't so cringy. Then they dive into Jolly Pop cereal snack, and give a review of Tree of Wishes on Melrose.

Danny reminisces about buying all the bags of chips at a bar in Pittsburgh, and everyone agrees that grilled chicken breast sucks.

Logan Guntzelman opens up about her food habits and several questions follow. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

James and Danny get loaded on Red Hot Goldfish and talk about vegan sandwiches in LA. Also there's a bootleg In-N-Out food truck in D.C. that's just aping their menu? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karl Hess, AKA Teddy Chex, joins James and Danny to talk scrambled eggs, Marco Pierre White's unsettling demeanor, Gardetto's, and also what foods are worth the long line. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

James, Danny, and Amy talk about type 1 diabetes, eat Ritter Sport chocolate, and play a new game called Picky Eater. Also, Amy screams about Bobby Flay. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

James and Danny eat at Eagle Rock Plaza, try Lonely God potato twists, and talk about good airport food. Also, Danny fumes about Chrissy Teigen's recipe for cacio e pepe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

James and Danny talk about the guy who claims he invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Also, a quick review of Bootleg Pizza and Gatorade Zero. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.