This week Sam and Laura talk about why ovaries can do one mate, why an elastic band is not an effective revenge strategy, why Sam cant function as a human and if wanking off a tramp is an act of public service...

The word of the week is 'Help’ and we want to hear from you; what interesting fact or story do you have around this word drop in the comments below or over on our socials, it will fill our blackened hearts with glee.

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