This week Sam and Laura cannot, for the life of them figure out what makes circumstances 'suspicious' for salmon handling,  why if you wanna escape from prison Germany is the place and why there is a number two curse hanging over Eurovision. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; acid fannies, Did the UK give ABBA the clap? The best farming metaphor you ever heard, Laura makes an interesting discovery about France and Sam needs Germany to sort their laws out mate. *CHRONICLES OF SILVERDEER OUT NOW*  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicles-S...​ Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/             https://www.laurakendrick.com/​​​​ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           https://www.mastressofnone.com​​

Find out why the Victorians are weird and why the Aztecs played some weird ballgames. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; mummy unrolling, fern hunting, archaeology is guesswork, Laura brings it back around to Star Trek and Sam will never forgive the Victorians for introducing live fish into our homes. Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/             https://www.laurakendrick.com/​​​ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           https://www.mastressofnone.com​​

This week Sam freaks out. Then she overreacts. There are many moments where her voice gets to a level only dogs can hear. She doesn't like fish... Trust me on that. Also for the delight of your ear holes; Laura attempts - very admirably - to talk about some of her favourite fishy films... *CHRONICLES OF SILVERDEER OUT NOW*  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicles-Silverdeer-Laura-Kendrick-ebook/dp/B091B7P9SZ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=the+chronicles+silver+deer&qid=1619082773&sr=8-1 NEXT LEVEL AUTHORS: https://pod.link/1508555372 WHEN WINTER COMES: https://danielwillcocks.com/the-first-fall Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight... Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens ... Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/             https://www.laurakendrick.com/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           https://www.mastressofnone.com

I'd say have we got a show for you this week, but honestly, we've no idea because we were both out of sorts.  This week there's some stuff that happens and then some more stuff. Something to do with biscuits...... Also for the delight of your earholes; Laura loved Thunderforce, , Bourbons are a top notch biscuit. Some frogs get stabbed with an umbrella, Laura's looking a bit early 00's mousse foundation orange. Sam loves Neil Gaiman. There's some strange things happening on a biscuit and the Nations favourite biscuit is entirely uninspired... Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaightqueens Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​...​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/             https://www.laurakendrick.com/​ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           https://www.mastressofnone.com

This week find out why you shouldn't urinate on a glossed windowsill, what a game of 'Soggy Biscuit' would be like, logistically, for women, why Kindle Create is fannying Laura off, What to do if you run out of perfume and why Sam hates the word fanny... Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Orgasm candles, Frutella spunk, Iron Bru Predator, Laura's disdain over smelly cheese and non circular race tracks and Sam realising her role in this partnership. *CHRONICLES OF SILVERDEER OUT NOW*  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicles-Silverdeer-Laura-Kendrick-ebook/dp/B091B7P9SZ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=the+chronicles+of+silverdeer&qid=1617785039&sr=8-1 Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaightqueens​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​...​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/             https://www.laurakendrick.com/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           https://www.mastressofnone.com

This week find out why your job doesn't suck nearly as bad as the whipping boys, why Sambuca isn't recommended in large quantities and why if you ask someone a favour you then shouldn't follow up with rubbing your defecation on their face.  Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; Sam arguing with her brain out loud, Laura listing ALL the things that she hates, hob nobblers, Sam devolving over the outro again and Laura signing up to be part of a pyramid scheme... *CHRONICLES OF SILVERDEER OUT NOW*  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chronicles-Silverdeer-Laura-Kendrick-ebook/dp/B091B7P9SZ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=chronicles+of+Silverdeer&qid=1617174557&sr=8-1 Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​...​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           mastressofnone.com

This week find out why Sainsburys are dicks, why Falcon and the Winter Soldier is going to make you thirsty, why some people get weirdly into other people's wedding veils and why ARMS are nice Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; About 3 hours of Laura laughing.... Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​...​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           mastressofnone.com

This week find out why you should not rely on teenage boys for advice, why even cannibalism cant escape racism and why consent is not optional. Listen to Laura do more unexpected things with her mouth and discover why Sam once, twice, thrice done with Boots Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; My son the disappearing pug, American Pie is not a sex tip bible, why Laura would eat human before bacon, why Sam plans on using a spine as a cane and why watching a comedy before oral sex is a bad decision. Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​​​​​ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           mastressofnone.com

This week find out why you should fear the urban fox, be suspicious of  sassy salamanders and why questioning Sam on TMHT is folly. Listen to  Laura do unexpected things with her mouth and discover why challenging Sam to a game of Monopoly is extremely unwise... Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; why can't we just stop laughing, everyone's a little bit sociopath, why Laura says 'Unleash hell', our limited knowledge of being Mormon, Sam has two separate mugs of coffee, Laura is still loving that moreish crack and Sam is coming for Slack. Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​​​​ Favourite Things: Daniel Willcocks Boot Camp: www.danielwillcocks.com/bootcamp  Emma (Collectibats): https://www.instagram.com/collectibats/ Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           mastressofnone.com

This week find out all about why we introduce each podcast as a car crashing into a dumpster fire, why Sam clearly needs to research ancient rain dances and why Laura knows the financial benefits of Dinosaur porn. Also included for the pleasure of your peasant ears; WTF is happening, Boris the toddler murderer, why Romesh Ranganathan and Joe Lycett are the same person, chainsaw tits and feminist Femme-Fatals, Laura is loving that moreish crack  and Sam is still thirsting after that Dunedain Dick. Instagram: instagram.com/themaamaightqueens/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/themaamaight...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/maamaightqueens​​​​ Due to us discussing Trans rights this week, we will keep these sources in the show notes: This week I (Laura) said I wasn't going to give air time to the thing that had annoyed me. Instead, I said I'd do something to counter balance it. Sam and I are both very passionate about equality.  Being a film nerd and writer the area I (Laura) tend to read most about and get caught up in, is representation within fiction/culture.  Instead of recommending specific videos and highlighting the thing that got me so riled. I've decided to recommend three youtubers and two Netflix documentaries - all which explore representation in some form or another. Amazing Youtubers that may help you get more informed about why certain things/people/ideas in the zeitgeist are problematic; Lindsay Ellis - https://www.youtube.com/user/chezapoc...​ Contrapoints - https://www.youtube.com/user/ContraPo...​ MelinaPendulum  - https://www.youtube.com/user/MelinaPe...​ They are three I personally watch but I'm sure there are others. All three do thorough research into their topics and their videos are usually video essays. Disclosure - A film about trans representation on screen They've Gotta Have Us - A series that traces the history of black cinema Next Level Authors ep on magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXfwtzrVKVA&t=1818s Want to learn more about what the Queens are doing, of course you do, you're only human! Check them out on the 'Gram Laura: instagram.com/betterlatethannovel/ Sam: instagram.com/mastressofnone/           mastressofnone.com