Great, another lo fi episode because Christine Warner is still transitioning. Whatever, it's kvlt as fuck. Mike and Sean join AG and Statman to discuss a weird, old man blues jam the night before, relationships, hardcore fucking italians, and fart porn. We also talk about the current state of Winter's Wake and play a game that reveals the below average common knowledge of two of the show members. Bone Apple Tea!

As Chris Warner continues to transition into Christine, John, Bartoloni & I decided to record a show while driving around Staten Island like ghouls. Of course, we immediately get stopped by the cops for "idling." We talk some J Bryte controversy, daydrinking, Mathnasium, and some of the talent leaving the show. Look out for Statman's inability to recognize a joke in real time; truly something to behold. -AG

We finally realized this episode isn't as bad as we thought so here is our show with Joey Salads in its entirety.

The boys return to discuss the Rude Boy Riley child pornography arrest, Justin Bryte's edgy content, and Bartoloni's dick hurting. We call Francis because he didn't show up to the show and we listen to him drone on about his gay ass dog, then John tells us about his insatiable urge to stare at men's dicks..

This is the first "official" episode, fans. Mark Kellogg joins the show to discuss tinder, Chris Warner's transhumanism, and the disaster that was the Joey Salads episode. Statman keeps us up to date with the latest stats, regardless of conversational cues or any awareness of his surroundings.