The Light Roast
The Light Roast
Damian Turner, Jason Jones
What better way is there to start the day than sipping a hot cup of coffee, and screaming at the morning paper? Spiking the coffee with LSD and lighting the paper on fire! When the coffee is stale and the news is too, Light Roast offers a fresh cup and a fresh take. In this weekly comedy podcast, comedian and news junky, Damian Turner, and co-host, Twitch streamer and java connoisseur, Jason Jones, review exotic blends and serve caffeinated commentary on current events, with more kick than a double shot, and just a hint of bitterness.
Believers
Damian and Jason learn the difference between censor and censure, Trump and Zuckerberg go through a messy breakup, the Gates get a too-clean divorce, and Liz Cheney becomes the other woman.
May 8, 2021
1 hr 35 min
Tucker Suckers
Damian tells the story of coffee flavored coffee, Jason takes a personal day, Florida Man Academy bans vaccines, and people actually believe Tucker Carlson.
May 1, 2021
59 min
Chauvin-ism
Morrissey gets bullied, Trish gets offended, and Derek Chauvin gets convicted, on the best 4/20 ever..
Apr 25, 2021
2 hr 28 min
Captain Karen
Damian and Jason blend the smooth and the heavy. Derek Chauvin's trial drags on. Kim Potter quits the force to follow her volleyball dreams. Matt Gaetz disguises his true identity.
Apr 16, 2021
2 hr 3 min
EagleGaetz
Damian and Jason get hyped on Guji Mane. Georgia has too many voting rights. Biden tries to be clever. And Matt "Creepy" Gaetz keeps his receipts.
Apr 10, 2021
2 hr 4 min
Satan Shoes
Damian and Jason learn to stream zoom calls while on the air. Special guest, Gamemaster Herb joins, from 3BearsGayming, to talk LGBTQIA visibility, trans rights in Arkansas, Trump crashing weddings, Aisian hate in Utah, and Lil' Nas X's Satan Shoes.
Apr 2, 2021
2 hr 53 min
Q Straw Men
Jason and Damian get caught in some juicy, Southern Weather; Q Shaman has mountain face; the NCAA finally gives women a locker room; and the Atlanta massage parlor shooter might be gluing pubes to his chin.
Mar 29, 2021
2 hr 20 min
St. Putin's Day
Jason and Damian try Counter Culture, Andrew Cuomo gives Lindsey Boylan aides, Eddie Izzard is still trans, and Putin pays "a price."
Mar 20, 2021
2 hr 2 min
Royally Racist
Jason makes a special "blend," Damian proposes legislation for Arkansas, Piers Morgan rage quits, and the Royal Family feels slight discomfort.
Mar 12, 2021
2 hr 14 min
Golden 'Phobes
Damian and Jason discuss bourbon beans, the golden globes, and golden idols, and learn about the Great Beaver Drop of 1948.
Mar 5, 2021
1 hr 45 min
Load more