The Lawcast.

Listen here, like listen real close, im putting so much effort into these damn intros, like im not even getting paid for this man why are u still here. Do you not have anything better to do. Birds dont exist, they are a ploy deployed by the government to steal all your porn, hide it. Do yourself a favour, hide the stash better. Take my dildos too. Im being held against my will, this is not a meme this is a genuine cry for help please call the cops. Save me.

its the pilot. thats it. what else do you want? needy much? jeez, just listen to it. pls, sucky sucky one dolla.