Idiot
Idiot
Idiot, inc.
Welcome to my podcast where I tell you more than you ever asked about. I will make you laugh until you pee, always tell you the truth, share with you my most vulnerable thoughts and all of my BEST, juiciest stories. Sometimes we'll even invite a guest to join us. We'll talk mental health, relationships, sex, parenting, motherhood, sobriety and whatever the the hell else comes out of my delirious mouth. Ok yay. Talk soon.
My Mom’s Untold Stories Episode 81
Have you ever wondered what your biggest regret will be? I’m wildly curious about my Mom’s past so we’re diving into her regrets, dating history, and best pieces of Motherly advice. We’ll also bond over our family drama and hometown scandals. So prepare to learn about all the trouble I got into as a kid.      Trigger Warning: Suicide & depression    Finding Laura Clery:  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -00:06 A sweet serenade    -1:00 Butthole kisses    -1:11 My mom is back to learn new slang terms    -3:00 The truth behind my mom’s book club    -5:00 Mom’s biggest life regrets, Trigger warning: Suicide & depression     -8:30 Dealing with family    -10:00 Mom’s biggest joy    -11:30 Sister time!   -14:09 Giving advice to our younger selves    -16:36 My arrest record    -18:30 Hometown scandals    -21:48 Getting into detective work    -23:30 Just cancel me already!    -26:06 PSA   -27:48 My Mom’s mafia ties    -33:00 Fighting for love (literally)    -38:37 Mom’s most important life lesson    -42:19 The time I almost burnt everything     -45:00 The hardest part about raising me    -48:50 Adult slumber parties>>   -49:57 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Motherhood for my Mom   
Jan 25
49 min
Betrayal & Breakthroughs With Mackenzie Barmen Episode 80
Who let Mackenzie Barmen onto the podcast? I think she just broke into my house. Since she’s here, we’ll test out my psychic abilities, get real about my life when I first moved to LA, and learn what silent sex is really like. We’ll chat all about our feelings on CBD vs. THC, our near death experiences in hot yoga, and Mackenzie’s wild drive from New York to LA. Heads up, first impressions and cheating boyfriends will all be revealed.    Finding Laura Clery:  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -1:00 I’m here with Mackenzie Barmen    -1:42 My guest wants to leave   -2:20 Sex stuff first    -7:02 The worst types of people    -10:00 Driving across the country    -15:26 Mackenzie’s career journey    -18:56 Our creative process revealed    -21:09 Silent sex   -26:00 Unfaithful dog   -28:57 Once a cheater, always a cheater?    -38:38 The narcissistic checklist, comment your trauma below      -44:20 The WILDEST breakup story    -52:00 One woman show is coming soon!   -53:30 Is it finally time for me to get canceled?     -1:08:00 Manifest with us    -1:10:41 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your favorite thing about Mackenzie   
Jan 18
1 hr 10 min
My Identity Crisis Episode 79
Am I having an identity crisis? Will I figure it out by the end of this episode? Probably not– but Paulie Siegel is going to try. She’s a social worker, addiction specialist, and mindfulness practitioner who will share the driving force behind her life, how to never suffer again, and where she thinks my anxiety truly comes from…You’ll discover the things that excite me in my 30’s, what keeps me going, and how I feel about healing my inner child.    Finding Laura Clery:  Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00  Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going   -1:08 This is Paulie Siegel, social worker, addiction specialist, and mindfulness practitioner    -1:41 The moment I figured out who I was    -3:40 How I handle insecurities    -5:53 Am I canceled yet?    -11:39 My anxiety     -14:05 Why I think we’re all addicts (yes, everyone)    -18:08 The time I ran away    -22:00 Therapy on camera    -28:40 The day Paulie found Laura    -33:55 My scary dating history    -38:52 Starting our inner child work   -1:04:00 How I’m setting boundaries with the people in my life    -1:07:00 Masterbate or die    -1:10:13 Listen to Shit talking Shrinks    -1:13:37 Paulie’s hot take & crazy past    -1:17:05 Go check out Paulie Siegel & her show Shit talking Shrinks    -1:21:00 My dream podcast guest…   -1:22:37 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
Jan 12
1 hr 22 min
Reprogramming My Mind With Ricky Kalmon Episode 78
Do your mental muscles ever need a break? Mine really do, so I’ve invited mindset expert and hypnotist Ricky Kalmon onto the show. Prepare yourself for his mind-bending workouts with some brainy hand and foot exercises, proving that anything is possible with a bit of focus (and humor). I’ll get Ricky to spill the biggest secret of all time, as we contemplate the lowest low I’ve ever faced…  Finding Laura Clery:  Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery  Episode Breakdown: -00:00 I’m here with Ricky Kalmon, growth mindset expert, motivational speaker and celebrity hypnotist  -00:01 Make sure to follow and leave a comment -3:00 Ricky’s first, life changing experience with hypnosis  -6:48 hypnosis vs. addiction?   -11:36 Ricky’s biggest secret  -13:00 When I decided to turn my life around  -16:45 How our brains really work  -18:00 Big secret reveal  -19:30 Daily tools to hypnotize yourself  -21:18 My lowest point -25:00 Verbal vomit  -41:00 Our brains needs updating too  -50:00 Finding my purpose (again)  -55:00 Mindset exercises  -59:30 How to change the way you think  -1:01:21 Witness magic -1:08:25 The power of your calendar  -1:13:22 Make sure to follow and leave a comment & download Ricky’s app -1:17 Read Leverage Your Mindset  
Jan 4
1 hr 21 min
We’re Delusional Episode 77
What social situation makes you want to hide in a corner and cry? I’m back with ChrisBStation and he has so many reasons to find the nearest corner. We’ll cover everything from his social anxiety to how extremely delusional, yet different we really are. Plus I’ll take you on the wild journey that started with me being eaten alive by mosquitoes and ended with me spending hours in the ER. From the stress of being a human, to the paranoia of healthcare, this episode is a rollercoaster of empathy and lots of embarrassment.  Finding Laura Clery:  Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery  Episode Breakdown: -00:25 Are pigs smarter than us?  -1:50 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with ChrisBStation  -2:20 Que anxiety attack   -3:00 Animals can have fat asses too -4:23 Our biggest fears  -7:00 Where our social anxiety comes from  -9:30 How to: shake hands  -11:11 Men are the worst… -12:00 Oscar winning vagina- No Hard Feelings featuring Jennifer Lawrence  -13:30 “Work, work, work, work, work” -Rihanna -14:45 Story time: My trip to the ER -24:24 Sex is dangerous  -32:30 homophobic doctors vs homeopathic doctors  -39:00 Diet changes  -42:28 Follow @ChrisBStation everywhere  -42:30 Make sure to comment and subscribe to keep me going
Dec 28, 2023
42 min
Why I’m Scared of Dating Episode 76
Prepare yourself for an inside look at my therapy session. I’m here with Therapy Jeff, my favorite TikToker when it comes to relationship advice. We’ll cover online dating disasters, have soul crushing revelations, and of course, unpack the enigma of the different relationship attachment styles – all with a cheeky twist. Therapy Jeff and I make an unlikely discovery that leaves us questioning the fabric of reality and heals our inner child. Tune in for a session that's part confessional, part cosmic exploration, and wholly entertaining. This is one therapy appointment I will never forget.    Finding Laura Clery:  Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots  Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World  TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Welcome I’m here with Therapy Jeff, Jeff Guenther   -00:58 Okay but why therapy?   -4:45 Life regrets    -5:55 Baseball vs. sex   -9:10 Parenting advice gone wrong   -13:50 Life after death, according to Therapy Jeff    -18:00 Why we’re obsessed with love    -20:00 Attachment styles, explained    -30:00 Love bombing    -45:00 Commitment issues   -50:00 Dating post divorce    -55:11 Spicy DMs   -56:00 Update on Stephen and I    -1:00:00 Questions to ask your partner    -1:13 Connect with him @TherapyJeff on Instagram and TikTok  -1:14:00 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health and energy levels. If you order at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get five FREE travel packs and a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D.
Dec 21, 2023
1 hr 14 min
How We Turned Out This Way Episode 75
Ophelia Nichols, the inspirational TikToker, AKA Mama Tot, AKA @shoelover99, and I are getting unexpectedly deep and heartfelt today. Get ready for all things love, loss, trust and triumph. Between viral TikTok tales, fake divorce papers, and drug addiction, we're reminded that resilience can be both profound and downright hilarious. Ophelia and I bond over our ability to judge someone’s real character off of meeting them, and what it truly means to run the roads…We’re getting raw, real, and sharing revelations you won’t see coming.    Trigger warning: mental, physical, and emotional abuse    Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:38 Who is this heffer? Because she’s hilarious.   -1:30 The social media facade    -4:34 How Ophelia Nichols became a creator & where the Mama Tot nickname came from    -7:33 Mother-Daughter relationships    -9:14 Mentally preparing for tears    -11:02 Ophelia’s parents    -15:00 Coping with mental, physical and emotional abuse as a child    -18:00 What it means to run the roads   -19:13 When Ophelia got pregnant    -27:20 Ophelia’s day in court    -32:39 Admitting his affairs    -42:00 A litty scam   -46:00 Love at first sight    -55:00 The power of fake divorce papers    -1:00:00 The passing of her son    -1:16:00 How she’s been healing    -1:20:00 Follow @shoelover99  -1:20:01 I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery
Dec 14, 2023
1 hr 20 min
Our Take on Love Episode 74
Where is Manon's vagina? No really. She’s at the point in her pregnancy where she can no longer see it… so we’re manifesting an easy birth for her. We’re going to dive into the impact of hypnosis on her life, the challenge of embracing positive beliefs, and the nuances of navigating relationships through sobriety and recovery. Also, surprise- I’m seeing someone again…   Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Affirmation time with Manon Mathews    -1:10 Sexual chemistry    -1:30 Guess who the fuck is back    -3:44 Using impressions to process life    -4:24 A spelling lesson    -6:47 Pregnancy brain    -9:12 My life is forever changed now    -9:30 Hypnotherapy changed Manon’s life    -13:24 Why are you upset over a yawn? Is it rude?   -15:20 Big boobs, no bra    -18:00 The 12 step program    -23:10 Comment your experiences in recovery    -27:38 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health and energy levels. If you order at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get five FREE travel packs and a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D.    -30:29 Neuro-linguistic programming   -38:00 Manon tried alcohol again    -41:00 S.L.A.A (sex and love addiction)    -43:40 Who I’m seeing!    -49:00 What everyone needs in their relationships    -54:00 Happy Birthday Manon    -57:00 Role play    -1:00:00 Affirmations, all together now    -1:03:00 Rock middle, not rock bottom    -1:09:00 Comment your own self limiting belief  -1:12:00 I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery
Dec 7, 2023
1 hr 12 min
A Rollercoaster Through My Psyche Episode 73
I’m getting hypnotized by the amazing Marisa Peer. She’s a world-renowned therapist and bestselling author who will take me on an experience that's less 'a trip down memory lane' and more 'a rollercoaster through the psyche.' Spoiler alert: Parental love, math disdain, and the therapeutic power of words all make cameos. You witness my emotional release and an affirmation fest – with enough 'I am enough' energy to power a small city. I’m going on a transformative hypnotic journey that will hopefully end with more self love.    TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault & Rape     Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Welcome to the podcast, I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery   -00:12 I’m here with the amazing Marisa Peer, a therapist with an uncanny knack for hypnotism   -00:21 The start of my hypnosis session   -3:24 I’m in DEEP   -4:47 The child version of myself    -8:29 Foot stuff?   -11:28 12 year old trauma    -12:50 Left brain vs. Right brain    -15:33 TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault & Rape     -21:00 The most powerful word    -26:33 Setting the record straight    -34:21 Reclaiming power    -40:00 Affirmation time   -49:49 My sense of self worth…   -51:10 I’m cured!   -54:00 What Marisa is up to now   -1:05:21 How to find your gift    -1:10:00 The most important qualities to look for in a partner     -1:16:00 How to grow your self esteem   -1:26:09 What’s next for my life  -1:26:20 Train with Marisa by visiting rtt.com & check out marisapeer.com
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 30 min
Am I Enough? Episode 72
What happens when we lie, cheat, and steal from ourselves? Shocker, it’s actually good for us, according to the transformational therapist and hypnotist expert, Marisa Peer. We’ll get into my personal battles with addiction and the deep-seated feeling of never being enough. Prepare to question everything you've ever thought about yourself. You're welcome. P.s I’m going on tour so let’s meet in person, for real. I want to meet you all.    Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com  Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery  Instagram: @lauraclery    Episode Breakdown:   -00:00 Welcome to the podcast, I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery   -1:25 I’m here with the amazing Marisa Peer, a therapist with an uncanny knack for hypnotism   -2:30 The power of affirmation    -4:28 Lying, cheating, and stealing    -8:22 What would Marisa Peer do   -9:38 Manifestation exercise    -13:26 Brain tricks    -16:32 Life: full of choices    -18:40 Why was I self-destructing?      -25:00 Celebrities who suffered    -36:16 How my family history affects me    -40:26 Knowing   -47:00 Hypnosis: figuring out what’s wrong    -48:07 Follow and subscribe to keep me going! 
Nov 23, 2023
48 min
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