Brennon and Abbey talk about the true meaning of Christmas while their kids are not sleeping. Words, White Lotus, and more in this hilarious episode of The Kids Are Asleep.

Thanksgiving is basically Christmas but without presents. Listen to Abbey & Brennon talk about it. 

The Kids are Asleep is a podcast about a group of friends who decide to spend the summer overnight at an abandoned abbey. While there, they discover the abbey is haunted by the ghost of a nun who died in a fire. The friends must try to free the nun's ghost from the haunted abbey before the summer ends. This was written by an AI Generator Listen to Jinx Universe's album "Make It Look Good" at the following link. - linktr.ee/jinxuniverse

Abbey and Brennon argue if Butterfingers are a suitable meal replacement. Plus, story time with Brennon & why he wants everyone to listen to his buddy’s Jinx Universe album “Make It Look Good.” Listen to Jinx Universe's album "Make It Look Good" at the following link. - linktr.ee/jinxuniverse

Abbey and Brennon talk about the Mariners ending their playoff drought, caramel apples, marathoning in Los Angeles & tackle the question of how long they would wait to date if the other died!

Welcome to the Relaunch of The Kids Are Asleep! Abbey and Brennon are back! Get a sneak peek of our basic ass conversations & why we are re-starting the podcast. We catch everyone up on what we’ve been up to, talk about the content we’ve been consuming & Brennon serenades everyone with a little bit of Keith Sweat. 🎶

Beignets, Bud Light Next, Twenty songs from the last twenty years, and some chit chat 

This week we talk Valentine’s Day facts and fails, gift explainers, and our SuperBowl anticipations.

This week we talk about Netflix's Ozark, our love languages, hardest part of being parents & dealing with COVID. Enjoy! 

We kickoff 2022 with our newest favorite TV family, the Roys from Succession, in this episode. Plus, we celebrate Brennon's birthday with some questions from friends & family. Enjoy!