This week’s Kamentary Furiosa Defeat Equals Explosion Feet, again Hojo gets dressed down More lack of police procedure What’s on Shoichi’s mind Feet, more, again Equus Noctis Equus Dies Kono’s master plan What is behind the ceiling Shinohara Saeko Cody is developing pattern recognition These characters have a lot of free time Proper compensation for labor Saeko’s superpower Bad lessons to teach children Menacing whinnying Hojo unfortunately has a point Another of Cody’s favorite tropes Join us next week as we dive into mystery. This episode’s theme song: Little Black Book by Belinda Carlisle

This week’s Kamentary The Kuuga Manga God Cop/Neutral Cop Cataracs The inverse relation of our opinions on Kono and Omuro Leviathan Interrogating sunshine Ryo will never have a good day Thaumaturgy vs. Psychometry The Men Who Stare at Goats Secret Keepers The Akatsuki incident, again Octopies is gross Tax Evasion, again Superpower or illegal operation of a motor vehicle by a minor, you decide Why we don’t go to parks Octopies is a Saiyan Hojo is a bitch What we know Cody learns a new trick Join us next week for some good old-fashioned horse play. This episode’s theme song: Hard by SHINee

This week’s Kamentary Millennials’ power source The simple things in life What sustains Fucking Hojo Miura Tomoko Amnesia Everyday An important difference between Hikawa and Hojo Feet, again The value of 200 yen Various uses of the word cabbage Ozawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there of Kono without Hojo A delirious good mood Disposable Women The Margerine of Murder Proto Blackberry Mollipes Octipes Squelching Rapid Onset Squidification How to incriminate yourself real quick Is ooze death? The purpose of art Join us next week for some X-Files shit. This episode’s theme song: Atlantis by SHINee

This week’s Kamentary An attempt at ASMR Creator Thumbprint A new character also named Taichi We love Ozawa Shoichi in a very compromising position Hikawa’s time management skills, or lack there of Time honored Kamen Rider tradition A familiar location Someone listens to our episodes Failing in a creative way Good ol’ fashioned stoogery Too himbo to commit crimes Some very effective headphones How Fucking Hojo spends his day Agito Flame Form Agito Voltron The dumb ways Riders make plans Self-penetration, or lack there of The Overlord’s newest actor Insect soul transplantation The origin of Gills Too much clarification A perfect transition Join us next week for a criminally good time, we hope. And check out our Twitter, @KamentaryTrack for Producer Jed’s Queer Rider Takes. This episode’s theme song: Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis

This week’s Kamentary The Ghost Stories Dub This week’s worst X-men Power Corvus Croccio Jared’s sleep paralysis demon Shoichi is a free rider Death by Backstory Mana’s father, and his actor’s unique filmography Feet How to stay safe from the Lovecraft gubbins Good old-fashioned blackmail Overlord 2.0 Contact hallucinations Various -kinesises Very particular and specific neurosis The dodge button 30% Judgement Cody’s least favorite animal Join us next week for some red-hot action! This episode’s theme song: Rollercoaster by Bon Jovi

This week’s Kamentary Jed’s new obsession The Hell Divers revolution Middle Manager of Evil An important message about gift giving Emotional resonance of anime theme songs Save to stab ratios Feminists attack Dobby is not a free elf A new light for Darkseid The narrative use of Hojo’s haterade Our Angels are Different Kamen Rider Gills Maroon 5 Fine Kamen Rider tradition A good cover story Unanswered questions, in my mystery story? Grumbly in the tumbly Intro to a Creed MV or a John Woo film? Our 3 riders Taking a bite out of crime The fate of the Gills suit Femineus takes herself out The Kamentary Track’s stance We demand the turtle Jed discovers something about himself Join us next week for a thrill ride.

Due to weather and bad luck, our regularly scheduled episode for this week will be delayed. Apologies. This episode was originally released on our Patreon back in November. I'm unfortunately unable to polish this episode for re-release due to not having access to my usual set up. This week’s Kamentary · How recent are production values? · Hongo Takeshi · Tachibana Tobee · Johaku vs Johnan · A convoluted plan. Maybe · Man Spider · Evil Beatniks · Shocker · The Power of the Wind, whatever that means · That’s not how IQ’s work · Dr. Who vs. Kamen Rider · The proper order to make an evil minion · Dr. Midorikawa · Phlebotinum Rebel · Midorikawa Ruriko · The Multiverse of Kamen Rider · Nohara Hiromi · Mr. Tachibana is very a beige man · Snack Amigo · More people in berets · A faucet induced existential crisis · Segata Sanshiro and his convoluted relation to Kamen Rider · A very horrifying yet non offensive scene · Jared still has opinions on Rider Kicks · Don’t stalk people Join us next week as we, hopefully, return to Agito.

This week’s Kamentary Takeshi’s Castle A Misnomer All bad options The hierarchy of who gets to sleep Again. Parental devastation Theming How not to dress for intimidation A reason to smoke (there is no good reason to smoke) Absolute savagery Katahira Mayumi Appropriate uses of psychic powers, or not A boom tube Anguis Masculus Bad flirting Equipper is not a good word The Mysterious Child Creepy Children Overlord Geoffry A strong hint Malakh Anguis Fimineus Snake Daddy Join next week for action up to our Gills

This week’s Kamentary New more ridiculous mysteries What to do when you don’t know what to say Hate Sink The royal “he” Don’t listen to Hojo Big Evangelion vibes An ominous door knob Puns Our parents lied to us Nonsense science What turtles keep in their shell New boyfriend? Invisible upgrades The Machine Tornador Superior ordinance What feels like home now Unexpected immaculate menacing babies Join us next week…oh god why’d it have to be snakes This week's theme song: DNA by BTS

This week’s Kamentary How to care for carnivorous plants Big government issued shoes The proper term for transitioning out of Rider form Everyone wants power armor Hospital windows Testudo Oceanus Stoogery Househusbands Appropriate crime scene souvenirs Resignation A good doggo X-Files vs. dollar store magic Ozawa’s educational interests Razor scooters Added benefits of flood light belts Testudo Terrestris Rock Candy Pacing Pokemon trivia Join us next week for a shell of a time.