Listen to me give you my opinions on anything and everything. You may like some, you may not, but it doesn't matter. You can't stop me you're not my real dad.

Myself and stand up comedian logan parks discuss small penises and roller blading servers

This is a mess

Cowboys suck, all star draft, steroids?!?!

I got a Schmuck & a Canuck, we took all the vitamins

Robbing banks in wheelchairs, don't fight in turtle necks and I give you a fun fact about this day in history.